Are Israelis training sharks to attacking Muslims in the Middle East? It’s hard to imagine they aren’t.
Egyptian officials floated the possibility that Israel put deadly sharks in the sea to harm Egyptian tourism. And it makes sense. If I were Israel, the one thing I’d be worried about is Egyptian tourism. And the one way I’d take care of it is trained sharks. We all remember the scene in Jaws where Chief Brody finally got the mayor to face the reality that their summer resort town had been targeted by the Jews.
This all points out another similarity between the primitive, thuggish regimes in the Middle East and the American left: They’re both part of a reality-based community.
As a Jew, I’d protest this blatant lie of a post if it weren’t for the fact that I’m far too busy to engage in such shenanegans.
Besides, I’m late for my appointment. I’ve been hired as a private tutor to a rather dim but socially well-connected shark that hopes to make a name for himself serving in the Mossad.
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It’s about time SOMEONE took the threat of Egyptian tourism seriously! I was thinking I was the only one who could see the true danger in Egyptian tourists….
Did you ever read the alternate ending of The Old Man and the Sea? The old man leads a pogrom against the Jews for eating his marlin.
If it were the Israelis, the friggin’ sharks would have had friggin’ lasers on their friggin’ heads.
And a yarmulke.
Excellent! Those tricky Joooooooos!!! Pretty soon we’ll have splodin’ Donkeys and Camels! Then things will really get interesting. Of course this will probably diminish the average Arab’s sex life a bit…
Anon 1:50… you took my idea.
Anything goes wrong, blame the Jooos or Booosh. In the reality based community all trouble makers have three Os in their name. Ooobama is next.
By the way, occassionaly the left and third world leaders (same thing?) are just mind-numbingly stupid. Not just the normal stuoid, but freakin’ brain dead drug induced crazier-than-a-bedbug Weekly World News Keith Olberman Jimmy Carter stupid.
Of course, muslim eating sharks with lasers on their heads would compliment rocket mounted dinosaurs.
Not only that, Joos have harmed Egyptian tourism by putting fleas in the hotel beds, putting e-coli in the restaurants, and putting Egyptians everywhere.
“Israel rejects the notion as ‘too ludicrous’ for comment.”
“Israel has issued an advisory warning against travel to Sinai due to plots against Israelis by
terroristtourist groups linked to al-Qaida.But they refused to rule out sending in some LAND SHARKS to polish-off these so called “tourists.”
I dont know if they are but they should be and they should teach us how.
I vote we ruin Canadian coastal tourism. Just for craps and giggles.
Forgot to say why I want to “shark Canada” (trademark pending) We do it because their television and news sounds like the youtube comment section under a video of Bush.
I’m just glad to see that Helen Thomas is alive and well and writing news stories.
Shiggz, canada coastal tourism consists of three hippies that got lost on their way to Woodstock.
Canadian shark: I gonna bite you ay. Just hold it there ay. Oh man, you taste like stale beer ay.
Egyptian tourist: Derka derka sharka sharka.
It’s all just practice for the real weapon they aren’t talking about. While you are toying with the idea of dinosaurs with rocket launchers they are getting sharks used to the taste of arabs so they can mount sharks on rocket launchers. Why wait for them to come to the ocean when you can send the shark right downtown Cairo.
Haven’t ya’ll seen the sharks in S Africa that the Jews trained to jump out of the water?
The shark did attack a German tourist I think that pretty much confirms that Israel is in this up to their curly sideburns.
I think shark is Yiddish for I’m gonna take a bite out of your tourism industry.
I think it’s a conspiracy that people actually go to Egypt for vacation, I just don’t know who to blame it on yet it’s probably Soros ah damn he’s a Jew too.
Totally Off Topic but a great Photo Shop of Dear Leader, enjoy.
http://minx.cc/?post=309246
Can dinosaurs with rocket launchers be far behind?
Happily, one of your exceptionally brilliant readers anticipated that this topic would be commented on sooner or later.
http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/stnick-shark.jpg
Oh, that is precious. Thanks, Johnny5. Slublog is a photoshop genius – and very funny in his own right for a down Mainer. (The comments at Ace are going wild, BTW.)
Of course, he’s not as funny as Frank who is the funniest person with words on the whole web. (Well, ok, so maybe just in Idaho among potato farmers. But that’s STILL a loyal plug for Frank, Marko!)
Your welcome Jimmy and you’re right Frank J is much funnier just with words instead of pictures which is good because I’m not that strong of a see’er, but I’m a really strong reader.
You know this whole shark thing kind of explains the problem that the Palestinians have been having with the packs of Lions and Tigers and Bears rampaging through their neighborhoods eating everyone.
It’s really to be expected though, who do you think trained the Storks to deliver babies.
With Arab Muslims constantly crying “wolf” by blaming everything on Israel, maybe the Mossad SHOULD do something completely bat-crap crazy. Then when they’re blamed again, they can once again shrug it off as “‘too ludicrous’ for comment.”
We have Canadian Sharks here in Minnesota in the Boundry Waters. They are called Muskies. They are meaner than a shark and are trained at our special MN tourism center to pray on Canadians trying to enter MN via water! They have rail-guns attached to their heads. Very cool stuff!
So, in retaliation, a group of 100 Egyptian frogmen riding trained stingrays tries to invade an Israeli beach. The life guard, an off-duty soldier, springs into action swinging a surfboard, and clubs most of them unconscious. As the surviving attackers escape into the sea aboard their cartilaginous steeds, the lifeguard screams: “You’re lucky my husband wasn’t here!”
Sharks killing foreigners? Sorry, I’m just not seeing a problem.
Yeahbut, ussjc. In the South they have “Alligator Gar Fish” which is North America’s largest fresh water fish and a complete a$$hole. They eat Muskies for lunch.
“Egyptian officials floated the possibility that Israel put deadly sharks in the sea to harm Egyptian tourism.”
A message from The International Zionist Conspiracy:
“it’s true, all true. We want to harm Egyptian tourism ’cause were so jealous. They have cool tourist attraction stuff like The Pyramids and The Sphinx and The Suez Canal. And that Nile River too. All we have is Kibuttzes. You see our problem, yeah, our best attraction has the word butt in it.
It’s our aim to conquer Egypt and the first stage is to harm Egyption tourism. We live for the day we can put a yamuka and a nice prayer shawl on the Sphinx. Wouldn’t the Pyramids look good with Menorahs on top of them, all lit up for Hannukah? Oh, excuse me, Winter Solstice. Damn PC morons…
That’s why that Sting Ray killed Steve Irwin……damn you Jooooooooooos and your man killing animals HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
#24 – Dave Ebert FTW! CTM (chuckling to myself – it’s like LOL but not as emphatic.)