Darth Vader would be a neat weatherman. “The forecast for tonight is SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!”
I think liberals without conservatives would be like random mutations without natural selection. You’d get weird, mishapen things.
Every bad conservative idea was once a liberal idea conservatives of that day didn’t properly crush.
“‘I swear you drive me to drink,’ I said to my wife as she dropped me off at the bar.”
So do some of you have a joke based on the phrase “Goonies never say die!” waiting for when one of the actors from The Goonies dies?
What do you think we keep you around for?
We’ve seen what liberals without conservatives gets you, millions of corpses.
What is a bad conservative idea? Other than an oxymoron, I mean.
I didn’t know any of the Goonies were still alive.
Wasn’t the Goonies a spin off from the Beatles?
Darth Vader would make a great soccer announcer “GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL !”
The poo flinging monkey section at the zoo is full of liberals without conservatives. Liberals fling poo without any reason. They just do.
Larry King just had a final live episode ,if you can call it “live”. I honestly don’t think I have sat through one entire program over his 25 years.
Joy Behar is Larry King in drag.
“Every bad conservative idea was once a liberal idea conservatives of that day didn’t properly crush.”-We should mount his over RNC headquarters.
“The threat has changed from simply worrying about foreigners coming here, to worrying about people in the United States, American citizens — raised here, born here, and who for whatever reason, have decided that they are going to become radicalized and take up arms against the nation in which they were born,” – Eric Holder, Attorney General of The United States
I think the guy is afraid of getting a pie in the face. Worst. Attorney. General. Ever.
“Yep son, we have met the enemy and he is us.” – Pogo
We have a government filled with cartoon characters.
Julian Assange reminds me of Mr. Humphries on Are You Being Served. I was expecting him to come out of his bail hearing and exclaim “I’m free!”
If Reagan was still in office he would have come out of the bail hearing and gotten a .308 in the skull.
I think Darth Vader would be great as the host of Jeopardy. Whenever a contestant gets a wrong answer you’d hear the sound of his lightsaber coming on as he prepares to punnish the contestant.
Random thought: Isn’t it high time somebody invents the lightsaber? Maybe it’s better this way, I’d just hurt myself with the dang thing.
Jimmy,
Not even the “esteemed” Robert Strange (In more ways than one) McNamara spewed forth the type of soundbites we receive from Obama’s cronies. As a matter of fact, I can’t think of any former Presidential aides and cabinet members who say things as stupid as these people. If only Edward Stettinus had told the media there was “no chance of any Soviet spies working within my department.”
Forecasting in the Star Wars universe was a cinch… every planet or moon had exactly one eco-system with one type of weather! Tattooine = desert planet; Hoth = ice world; Endor = forest moon; Dagobah = swamp world; etc. I guess the idea of varying climates on the same planet seemed like a foreign notion to someone who grew up on Earth, eh?
“And now the forecast for Cloud City… partly cloudy with a chance of carbon-freezing.”
If Reagan were still in office, he would have had Assange put in a tent, and then the USAF would have bombed the besneezus out of it.
The collective pants-wetting amongst our enemies would have been a side benefit.
Exit trivia question: Who do you think was putting a laser on Col. Crazy Mo’s tent back in 1987? (Hint: It wasn’t likely the F-111’s themselves.)
That’s easy, Burmashave. Chuck Norris! He snuck into Libya using, of course, a generic alias like Jim Braddock or Scott McCoy.
Marko – this is the dumbest, pettiest, creepiest, most asinine, most immature, most juvenile, amateurish “administration” in the history of democratically-elected government on planet Earth.
Ronny’s Julian Assange solution would have involved a ‘pink mist’ for all to see as the d’bag exited the bail hearing. End of leaks, except in his followers collective pantys.
3. storm 1911
Wasn’t the Goonies a spin off from the Beatles?
no, The Monkeys were the spin off from the Beatles, the Goonies were the spin off from the Monkeys. heh
Bantha, I stand corrected.
Actually John Matuszak died four years after The Goonies was made…no joke.
I would comment here but I’m not sure if we’re allowed to make unapproved comments on the new Obamanet.
I figured der fuhrer would burn down the capital (Reichstag) after the November shellacking, but instead the outgoing congress is exercising a scorched-earth strategy in the time honored tradition of all lefty tyrannies, “If ve can’t haf it, no von can! Mha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!”
Can anyone say “Quisling”?
Vidkun Quisling, one of History’s Least Badass People:
“This one-time defense minister of Norway cravenly sold out his own country for the sake of aiding the Nazis. Despite the fact that the Norwegians were more than eager to defend their homeland from Hitler’s Fascist storm troopers, Quisling collaborated with the Germans, gave them valuable intelligence, subverted his own country’s coastal defenses, and ordered his military commanders not to resist the invasion. Norway quickly capitulated, and Quisling was made prime minister of a puppet Nazi-run government. Vidkun promptly bent over and took it from Hitler, allowing the Reich full access to all the money and raw materials they needed for their wars, and then he put together a Fascist secret police force to beat up his citizens and discourage the rampant dissent that was spreading across his country. Norway’s national debt tripled, its finances were pillaged, and Quisling’s name became synonymous with miserable treasonous scumbags. He was unceremoniously executed by firing squad in 1945 and is now hatefully remembered by people across Europe.”
– Ben Thompson, Badass (the book) page 224.
I typed a long comment, but it disappeared. Rather than resubmit the whole thing and end up with a double post tomorrow (I hate when I do that), I’ll just shorten it to –
They’re All A Bunch Of @#$%!&* Quislings!
Ah, there ya go!