Last week, Dr. Richard B. Hoover, an astrobiologist with NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center, announced that there was evidence of alien life in meteorites.
According to his report at the Journal of Cosmology, life is common in the universe:
…these fossilized bacteria are not Earthly contaminants but are the fossilized remains of living organisms which lived in the parent bodies of these meteors, e.g. comets, moons, and other astral bodies. Coupled with a wealth of date published elsewhere and in previous editions of the Journal of Cosmology, and as presented in the edited text, “The Biological Big Bang”, the implications are that life is everywhere, and that life on Earth may have come from other planets.
As evidence, he offered photos of what looked like life.
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But the surprising news doesn’t stop there, according to Dr. Hoover. “Building on this conclusion — that is, if it looks like life, then it’s probably life — we now have proof that poodles live in the earth’s sky.”
While some scientists are skeptical of Dr. Hoover’s latest claim, he offered additional photos to support his hypothesis.
“You see this? There’s no doubt that it’s a poodle. But closer examination shows that it’s floating in the sky with clouds,” Dr. Hoover said. “It’s obvious that giant floating poodles live on the earth. In fact, there may be additional giant floating dogs, not just poodles, that live in the sky.”
While there is no photographic evidence of other airborne canines, Dr. Hoover suggests that other evidence points to their existence.
“The meteorites that contain microscopic slugs? How did they get to earth? I think that other sky-dogs may have seen the asteroids zipping by in space and, well, essentially played ‘fetch’ with them, bringing them to earth and dropping them on us,” Dr. Hoover concluded.
The scientist stated that more research needed to be done. He said that once NASA learns more about the giant floating dogs, it is possible they could be trained to not only fetch, but to also deliver satellites into space.
“The possibilities are endless,” Dr. Hoover said.
Well done, sir!
It looks more like a giant, floating Ms. Piggy. Pigs In Space!
So that explains the large piles of splattered s**t on my car last week. I thought it was really, really big birds! Damn Sky Poodles!
That “may have” is such a nice phrase.
My clouds keep being of Al Gore molesting lady masseuses.
You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to a scientist anymore.
“Wouldn’t it be nice if…” in the original Foxnewsdotcom article we could replace the word “life” with “AGW” and not be excoriated. “100 experts & 5000 scientists INVITED to review and criticize.” Has the scientific method be rediscovered? “Hesitancy to believe new claims is something common and necessary to the field of science” !? Must’ve never had a discussion with Algore about his cash cow. Oh yeah…new life discovered…let me know if it’s more intelligent than the average democrat and I’ll get excited.
It won’t be pretty when that cloud dog raises its leg.
Space Slugs and sky Poodles? Bless Dr. Hoover’s heart.
Hoover’s “big” find looks like a load of crap to me. Literally.
DATELINE March 8, 2019: It was eight years ago that scientists, unknowingly, unlocked the deadly bacteria that has spread to every corner of the planet, bringing death and destruction in it’s wake. Amazingly, the discovery of the deadly bacteria was originally celebrated, hailed as an important breakthrough in a search for life from other planets. Shortly, thereafter, scientists were forced to announce that they had foolishly released the once-dormant bacteria, and that there was now no way to contain the rapidly spreading and mutating strain. “If I had it to do all over again, no, I definitely wouldn’t have gone poking around trying to find potentially deadly strains of bacteria; that goes without saying,” stated Dr. Richard B. Hoover, PhD, who first discovered the bacteria and after whom the plague of death destroying all life is now named. “In fact, if I had it to do all over again, I would have been a lawyer – the only people that work for NASA who get girls are astronauts, so this job pretty much sucked even before the whole ‘unleashing deadly bacteria that’s destroying the entire world and it’s all my fault’ thing.” And so, the world waits, as death creeps ever closer with each passing day, and all we can say is, “Nice work, Dick.”
I agree with Proud Infidel, that was not a meteorite they found that bacteria in. Thats just great. Tinfoil isn’t going to cut it anymore. We need lead umbrellas. How do you planet-train sky poodles?
SOB, sort of like The Andromeda Strain. But now that we have dogs (Though any Poodles other than Standard hardly count) in the mix, would it be The Alsatian Strain?
SOB, you wouldn’t believe what we brought up from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean in ’98 – cut hydrothermal vent chimneys full of bacteria that only live there.
“Is there a health issue?”
“Probably not.”
I refused to touch it.
Supreme scientific authority derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical pudile cloud formation.
Instead of poodles can we vote that they be considered dragons instead? Dragons are cool.
There could be worse things in space… (not what you think)…
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/02/star-trek-doomsday-machine.html
Whadda buncha hooey. I’m canceling my subscription to the Journal of Cosmetology right now!
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