So the GOP is going to ask for trillions in cuts in exchange for raising the debt ceiling. Basically, however much the Dems want to raise the debt ceiling, that’s how much needs to be cut from the budget. I dunno; the GOP tried to squeeze just a few billion in cuts out of the Dems and weren’t really that successful, and now they want trillions? I mean, Dems don’t care about the budget, they just want to spend more. Spending less of our money goes against everything they stand for. How will they ever be convinced to go along with big spending cuts? The GOP could kidnaps the Dems’ families, and Dems would be like, “We don’t want anything to happen to our families, but we like spending even more.”
What is there than Dems like better than spending? Whining, maybe, but I don’t know how we can threaten to take away their ability to whine. They really like feeling a sense of superiority to everyone while never doing anything useful, but even if they lost their cushy legislative jobs, they’d just get hired as professors and continue in their uselessness. So I don’t know if there is any way to force Dems to cut spending. One day we’ll have the technology to shoot all the Dems into the sun, but until it kinda looks like we’re stuck with them spending all our money. They just don’t know how to do anything else.
“the technology to shoot all the Dems into the sun,”
There’s a solution in there somewhere.
Maybe we could use the slingshot effect of the moon’s gravity to launch Dems into the sun? This would mean not nuking the moon, but the return on investment would be worth it.
What dems like better than spending? Nothing, as long as it’s your money they’re spending. But here are the things they like almost as much as spending other people’s money.
10) Abortions for minorities
9) Keeping people poor
8) Sticking it to the man
7) Calling anyone who’s not a dem RAAACIST!
6) Any form of art that insults Christians
5) Any country that’s hostile to America
4) Muslim extremists
3) Arugala
2) NPR
1) All your freedom are belong to us!
So, like what happens when the Sun get’s really PO’d and like vommits back the democrats and we are all blasted with like super gamma rays? I don’t think that’s a plan, Frank! Can’t we blast them to Uranus? Barney Frank could lead the “expedition”…. BWAAAAAAA!
Mmmm…democrats, gamma rays, democrats, gamma rays. I’ll take my chances with the super gamma rays, USSJC.
We do at least have the technology to fire the Dems into the Moon.
We need Science! to invent a Democannon. Aim it at the moon, with extra nukes. Kill too birds with one stone. Or barrel.
As a nation 2e’re in an irreversable Debt Death Spiral.
Just send in the meteors.
Apparently, I need lunch – and a beer.
You guys are over thinking this. All you need to do is trick them into THINKING they are spending our money. We could give them Monopoly money to spend. As long as they thought it was real they would be perfectly happy. Since the Dems don’t know the first thing about how wealth gets created or the value of money they would have almost no chance of figuring it out. We could give them a few pictures of wind mills and high speed trains so they could congratulate themselves on their insane spending. When they demand more money we’d have to act angry so they wouldn’t get suspicious, but that shouldn’t be too hard.
I know how to stop Dems from whining! All we need are special handcuffs like on that one episode of PawnStars where the metal wrapped around your hand, that way they couldn’t type, and a muzzle. They make a muzzle that fit over my neibors Dane, there must be one to fit democrats, heck that one might work, they’re both annoying bitches.
Hey, Democrats, we agree to cut you!
I have a solution that would make several of us happy. We wrap feathers on their back, take them to Somalia and use them as bait for pirates. The pirates get to rid the world of marxists and we get to rid the world of pirates. WIN WIN!
After we get rid of the marxists, we can work on the rinos and rosie odonnells.
King Solomon gave us the answer. Cut the democrats in half and give half to each coast
Apparently, spending other people’s money is addictive.
Treatment Centers on Uranus! That will fix the addiction! Of course they won’t have any money on Uranus so I’m wondering what they will “barter” with…umm…let’s see…what could a bunch of Democrats buy stuff with on Uranus?