I was looking into buying Diablo III
Time for the GOP to get together a motley crew and obtain those Eric Holder documents through a heist.
Nixon once did something similar.
Holder: “I know what this is about: You think I’m evil because I have a mustache! This is mustache discrimination!”
“The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. Or fire.” #LincolnVampireHunter
In the new special edition of The Matrix, when Neo says he wants “Guns. Lots of guns,” Eric Holder appears.
My advice for Obama: Do like that Wag the Dog scenario, but fake an alien attack. You have the Hollywood friends to pull it off.
“Executive privilege!” Obama yelled as he snagged the last pork chop.
How is Kristen Stewart the highest paid actress? Couldn’t any other actress do what she does if they just huffed paint?
Earth is a pretty scary planet when you consider how few have ever escaped it alive.
They should put motion sensors in coffins to detect if someone was buried alive. And for zombie apocalypse pre-warnings.
“I’m very interested in what Aaron Sorkin thinks about how broadcast news should be handled.” -someone who should be carefully watched
We sure spend a lot of money over picking a candidate for a job that only pays $400,000 a year.
Have we ever thought of upping the pay for the president to try and attract some higher quality candidates?
I can’t think randomly right now. The US Supreme Court is about to announce its Obamacare decision.
Motion sensors in coffins aren’t necessary because of the invention of embalming in the 19th century. Embalming ensured that no one would ever be buried alive. But today we’ve gotten away from that in favor of cremation. I wonder how often people are waking up in the crematorium oven?
As to your last thought. We raised the president’s salary during the Clinton admin. on the theory that it would attract better candidates. It gave us Al Gore, Geo W Bush, John McCain, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, the 2011 repub-losers and Mitt Romney. Under the old salary we got Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and Bill Clinton. I think we need to go back to the old salary.
We should have performance based presidential pay:
$200K base pay
$10K bonus for every 0.1% GDP growth rate above 3%
Docked $10K for every 0.1% Unemployment Rate above 5%
$1K bonus for every regulation removed from law
Docked $2K for every new regulation signed into law
…I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing long enough to comment. In the top right hand corner of my screen is an ad stating “Happy Birthday, Elizabeth Warren – Sign Her Card – Paid For By Elizabeth for MA”. So, is that her next ingenious election strategy? We can’t vote against her, it’s her birthday!
SoB – I suspect she has birthdays about 11 times annually, since that’s about 1/32 of the year.
SoB and Harvey: that’s OK – as long as she doesn’t appear in the Snorg Tees ads [cringe]
DamnCat Re: Presidential salary. I think we need to implement your plan immediately.
So… the Supreme Court is procrastinating… Now I can think randomly…
Death to Morning Glories!
Birds poop every 10 minutes. (On my deck! Bastards!)
Quantum physics sucks.
Who the hell wants Windows 8 or a Windows Phone?
June is busting out all… crap, it’s just busting.
Random Thoughts:
If Michelle Obama is so concerned about healthy eating, then why doesn’t she have Barry issue an Executive Order directing that food stamps cannot be used to buy soda, sugary cereals, ice cream, juice, salt, fatty food, foody fat, or Miracle Whip.
What if the Democrats decide that Obama can’t win and have Anthony Weiner run and he picks Eric Holder as his VP. Weiner Holder 2012!
Good thing our AG’s first name isn’t Richard.
Ozymandius did that Wag the Dog thing in Watchmen, didn’t he? (The original series.) Of course, he had to kill all the creative people involved in staging the “alien” attack, but frankly, Obama slaying a pack of Hollywood types would improve his standings in my book.
DamnCat, that will encourage the President to spend and create economic bubbles. But I like the way you think. e.g. If Congress can’t pass a balanced budget and such, their pay should be docked. What Congressman would oppose such a measure?
Jimmy, I was taught that quantum physics blows rather than sucks, otherwise, good job.
FormerHostage, you are a genius, all around.
I think we’ve made some real progress on policy here, fellas. Cheers!