So some of Romney’s neighbors don’t like him so much. With the economy crumbling and a complete incompetent in the White House, it’s good the New York Times is spending time on something like this. Still, it must have been hellish living next to him. You’d be trying to sleep, but at 8am you’d hear, “One million… two million… three million…” And then you’d throw open your window and scream, “Stop loudly counting your money in the middle of the night!” And then there’s that car elevator he never properly oiled and makes a horrible squeaking noise. And then there was the dog always barking, still left in the crate on the top of the car. And then there’s those times Romney would kidnap you, put you on a remote island, and hunt you for sport. Rich people like Romney are always hunting their neighbors for sport. But if Romney goes to live in the White House, he won’t have any neighbors, so I don’t really see how any of this is an issue.
And that howling from the dog on the car roof; all I could do was yell out my window “would you go ahead and eat it, already!”
I’d ask why they didn’t ask Obama’s neighbors to comment on Barack and Michelle, but Obama’s neighbors are convicted felon Tony Rezko, who bought Obama’s house for him, and convicted terrorist Bill Ayers. So, maybe the New York Times was just afraid to knock on their doors.
Why doesn’t Romney just shanghai drunken Irish sailors for his hunting island?
I suppose an Irishman isn’t a very sporting prey. They’re tough when cornered, but too easy to corner on account of the drunkenness and desire to sit in the same place growing potatoes. But one can’t expect one’s prey to always be John Rambo.
I heard that Romney’s dining room was equipped with remote controlled chairs that would drop you into a pool of man eating Piranha if you were too slow at passing the Grey Poupon.
Marko – One can only assume that, much like IMAO, Romney has a strict NO IRISH! policy.
I always thought he was quiet and kept to himself. Kind of a loner I guess.
Romney’s neighbors always complained about the cage full of Jehovah’s witnesses he kept in the back yard.
All hours of the night boys in suits on bicycles coming and going from the house. Its not natural. /Gladys Cravitz
According to inmate 8675309, he just went next door to barry’s house to borrow a cup of sugar.
They’re all just jealous of his money bin.
Let me be more seriouser than IMAO deserves. Of course, the Times writer didn’t bother to check a satellite image. Mitts house is not nearly the largest along that stretch (zoom out and south).
Neither did the Times check the images of the properties purchased by Obama and Rezko. To understand the scandal, you have to look at an image or map. The lot for the yard and the one with the house were put up separately, but the owner of both wanted to sell them together. Enter Rezko who purchases the yard lot, saving Obama $650,000. Rezko never builds, providing the Obamas with a very large yard. Soon thereafter, Obamas purchased 1/6 of the Rezko’s lot, thus rendering his property relatively un-buildable.
From the link: “Mr. Quint, who lives on the waterfront near Mr. Romney, said that a police officer had asked him, on a weekend when the candidate was in town, to report any pot smoking on the beach.”
One can only assume that Mr. Quint DID tell Chief Brody about Mr. Hooper and his “hemp”, and now is just trying to point the finger of guilt elsewhere. What a great Dem !!!
Hey, when he replaces Obama in the White House, he can have as many elevators and dog “crates” (they’re called ‘kennels,’ Frank) as he wants. Hell, he can even paint the house pink if he wants to.
As long as replaces Michelle’s garden with Irish potatoes and invites me over to drink good ale, I’m fine.
(Go tend your beans, Marko and Harvey!)
NO IRISH! Scat, ya red-headed, shillelagh-wavin’ spud-muncher!
Used to be reddish-blond with a red Viking beard, lad. So you had better watch your stash of gold!