Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack said the US economy has “obviously turned the corner.”
Yes, Tom, you turn a LOT of corners when you’re in a downward spiral.
Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack said the US economy has “obviously turned the corner.”
Yes, Tom, you turn a LOT of corners when you’re in a downward spiral.
The nerd in me requires me to point out that there are no corners in a spiral.
No plural is correct, Conservatarian. For Democrats, it’s just one big, constant turn in a happy spiral of con games and Ponzi Schemes.
Conservatarian – Don’t make me add a NO NERDS! clause to IMAO’s strict NO IRISH! policy!
*shakes fist*
Perhaps we’re just tumbling endlessly down (or up) the steps in an Escher drawing.
Harvey – My wife and daughters have the same policy.
Harvey, you can put my Irish heritage in my pipe and let me smoke it!
*Bangs pipe*
Turned the corner and walked smack into a depression.
The economy has turned a corner. But it takes 3 left turns to make a right turn. I’m not sure on the count, but the final turn will be after the fall elections, and America has already put on the blinker.
Harvey, Conservatarian, maybe it’s just that in the reality in which liberals live, it’s a pixelated universe.
This must be some sort of use of the phrase “turning the corner” of which I am unaware.
Vilsack is correct the economy has turned the corner. Unfortunately it turned to the left toward a soviet style command economy.
What there a no Irish policy? Then why has Harvey been serving the whiskey?
Now then, a no Norwegian policy! That may be acceptable!!111!!
No wait.
Why does trhe occupant and all of his goons seem to have names that sound like exotic diseases? vilsack, holder, geitner, bernake, axlerod.
Or how you would describe Russian crack wenches with body odor: napalitanoo, pelousy, pluffers.
POB – I’m Swedish. No one has ever had a policy against my people.
I credit our Bikini Team for this:
http://www.swedishbikiniteam.com/
I knew it!!1!!!11!!
Wait. A dark Swede? How is this possible? Were you invaded by Romans?
Ok, 1/4 Swedish. Dad fell for some raven-haired woman of mongrelized-European extraction. None of the kids got the blond hair, but half of ’em got dad’s blue eyes. I wasn’t one of that half.
You know how in a horror movie one of the wimmen-folk is hiding from the masked slasher in the abandoned warehouse/mansion/high school? Then, just when she thinks it is safe to come out she stands up and walks around the corner…
I wonder if that’s because brown hair and brown eyes are dominant and blond hair and blue eyes are recessive? (Though, I’m fairly sure that blue hair and blond eyes are excessive and don’t happen often except in old albino ladies. Are there any geneticists here?)
Jimmy – actually, I don’t know what color my dad’s hair was. The first I remember of my dad, he was already mostly bald with gray hair. And before that, well, it was the 60’s and cheap color film hadn’t gotten to our neck of the woods yet, so I can’t tell from early pictures of him. Might’ve been brown, might’ve been sandy blonde. His parents died long before I was born, so I have no idea there, either.
Interesting, Harvey. But I know one thing for sure: I’m some kind of bizarre combination of all my ancestors – and they were weird.
Look at it this way: at least you’re not Norwegian. (Or Irish!)
🙂
Ahhhh…. Dar elskja dig!
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/the-swedish-bikini-team-swedish-bikini-team-demotivational-posters-104688.html