From Orwell Force:
I can’t believe racism has gotten so out of control in this country that there are actually people that disagree with me politically.
From Josh Weinstein:
Hey, Supreme Court, if I wanted a bunch of opinions dumped on me all at once I’d watch an Aaron Sorkin show.
From lauren ashley bishop:
i wish there was a petting zoo just for fat dogs called heavy petting
From Damien Fahey:
I worry that guys who hold elevator doors open to finish conversations are going to be late for their Worse Than Hitler award ceremonies.
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Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell is this?
Hedley Lamarr: This is the bill that will convert the state hospital for the insane racist into the William J. Le Petomane memorial gambling casino for the insane racist.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: [Standing up proudly] Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane racist gambler.
Al Sharpton: Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph!
[pointing at Frank] I didn’t get a harrumph from that man!