… Will Be John Kerry. The Defense Chief in waiting has already issued a ban on cutting off ears and other “Genghis Khan-type” activities. He will put in place a prohibition on our troops terrorizing others, and instead of pinning medals on recipients’ chests, they will now instead be thrown over the White House fence.
Also, a Purple Heart medal will be issued with each bandaid.
Obama’s new Defense Secretary was going to be the chair that Clint Eastwood talked to at the Republican National Convention, but John Kerry insists on sitting in it.
. . . has vowed to keep the world safe from rogue YouTube video producers, even if it means hiring thousands of new government workers to scour the Internet 24-7 for offensive content.
…is a complete insult to any American who has ever served, or is serving, or plans to serve in the armed forces of this country. However he is the perfect man to carry out the coming dismantling of the nations armed forces.
is the same as obamas old defense secretary
… will still be pretty offensive.
… will likely result in a new sex scandal.
Candy Crowley
… Will Be John Kerry. The Defense Chief in waiting has already issued a ban on cutting off ears and other “Genghis Khan-type” activities. He will put in place a prohibition on our troops terrorizing others, and instead of pinning medals on recipients’ chests, they will now instead be thrown over the White House fence.
Also, a Purple Heart medal will be issued with each bandaid.
…has been robbed 12 times.
Obama’s new Defense Secretary was going to be the chair that Clint Eastwood talked to at the Republican National Convention, but John Kerry insists on sitting in it.
-ls/cm
When asked if they would catch terrorists red handed responded with, “what color are their hands now?”
will be sorting out bayonets from binders for weeks to come.
Obama’s new Defense Secretary was waiting for his work visa to be approved, but Israel took him out in a drone strike today.
-ls/cm
will leave the state of M’achusetts short one.
…will wet himself with a water pistol.
@ls #10 Metsuyan
Big Bird.
is Hashim Nzinga, leader of the New Black Panther Party, following a recommendation from Eric Holder.
. . . has vowed to keep the world safe from rogue YouTube video producers, even if it means hiring thousands of new government workers to scour the Internet 24-7 for offensive content.
Will officially move to replace bayonets with baconettes as part of the military’s weaponry
…is indefensible.
@rodney dill
No chance. Bacon would be offensive to our enemies – can’t have that.
I agree with “tedwade73”
it has to be Candy Crowley.
she will make the world safe for FUGLY
…: sarah brady.
…will be black. because if he isn’t that’d be racist. it won’t be a woman, though… lets not get carried away.
… Cindy Sheehan
…will have a small, quaint Massachusetts town wondering where it’s idiot went.
…was the first person that could beat Obama at two out of three thumbwars.
…was obviously going to be Paula Broadwell as Obama wanted someone that could blow the hell out of Petraeus.
Obama’s new Defense Secretary’s.. mother was a homosexual’s hamster and his father smelled of elder-barry’s
… will be the last human actualy (pretending to be) engaged in defense of this nation as the military will have been eliminated by now.
… is just another Useless Intellectually Lazy Liberal raping the American taxpayer.
…has to be small enough to fit under the bus when the time comes.
…like all Obama secretaries, must take dictation, but in this case from foreign dictators.
…will have to know a drone attack from an Obama speech.
…is a complete insult to any American who has ever served, or is serving, or plans to serve in the armed forces of this country. However he is the perfect man to carry out the coming dismantling of the nations armed forces.
…will demand of troops not to open fire “until you see the whites of their skins”.
…must take up Obama’s line in the sand attitude towards Iran, but first must decide if army faces east or west of Phoenix Arizona.
…should know that as much as Obama likes dog for dinner, every now and then he orders up a sacrificial lamb.
can finally court-martial himself, as he deserves.
…will be the former Defensive coach for the Detroit Lions (unless he can talk a coach from a MORE losing team to take the job).
Wait! We have a Secretary of Defense? When did this happen?
…will propose settling international differences over pints of ice cream and reruns of the Gilmore Girls.
…was found strangled in an alley with a note pinned to his chest that said, “I, Donald Rumsfeld, strangled this man”.
DC police are baffled.
…Don’t ask, don’t tell.
…has not been announced, but I know who it is. Can you keep a secret?
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