President Obama agreed to cut spending if…the 22nd Ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America is repealed, so that he can run forever !
…enough voters realize that the government is spending stolen money, borrowed money and magic money that The Federal Reserve discovered flying out of a unicorn’s butt. He couldn’t say it with a straight face though.
by “cut” you mean “increase exponentially”.
…the sun rises in the west.
…he could be emperor for life.
he won…. (of course it was just a lie)
…the snow gets 6 inches deep…in HELL!!!
…a monkey flew out of Joey’s butt.
…uhhhhhhhhh…???
…the Republicans would take the “C” out of “truck” and the “F” out of “way.”
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he runs out of OPiuM (OPM -Other People’s Money)
…Boehner could answer he these riddles three.
…if all the assets and resources of everyone are placed into a communal pool and then large group farms are formed and…wait, what?
… given control of all the 401-k’s and IRA’s he promised not to spend them.
…the Mayans were right.
…dogs weren’t so tasty.
…Michelle lost weight.
…Chris Matthews would stop calling him.
…another flock of pigs tried to nest on the White House lawn.
… Congress passed a law to allow him to rule by edict.
…Republicans let him take a look to see what’s in that bucket they’re carrying.
… the Constitution was found unconstitutional.
…they start minting coins in smaller than one cent denominations.
…the Republicans agree to stop breathing.
all economic resources were redistributed according to his wishes.
…they cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with…A HERRING!
…. you bring him the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West (and hey – Pelosi’s office isn’t far….)
…the Republican leadership agreed to comb out his Wookie.
…the Chinese stop lending
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… The U.S. converts to Yap’s Rai currency.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… someone would bring him a shrubbery.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Boehner would stop crying.
… Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, or George Soros tells him to.
…Boehner changes his name to “Spending.”
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans agree that Bizzaro World rules apply.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Harry Reid gives up children.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Joe Biden can stop putting his foot in his mouth.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… SEAL Team 6 officially credits him with killing Bin Laden.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Paul Ryan isn’t allowed within 1,000 yards of the budget he’s going to submit to Congress.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… he can use Joe Biden for a hand puppet during his State of the Union Address.
…they had dognapped Bo instead of Wookienapped Michelle.
…we can wait unil he spends all the new twenty trillion dollar bills that just arrived from Kinko’s.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if…John Boehner’s family dog will stop looking so damn tasty.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Congress agrees to declare him the last natural wonder of the world.
Republicans prayed in his direction five times a day.
If Michelle weighs the same as a duck!
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… Steven Chu would make John Boehner disappear as fast the green energy initiative money.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Secret Service will agree to give up hookers.
President Obama Agreed to Cut Spending if… the Republicans will stop referring to his public speeches as the “Man-gina Monologues.”
President Obama agreed to cut spending if…his staff could no longer find ANY way to blame it on the Republicans.
President Obama agreed to cut spending if…Democrats grew up and took responsabilty for their “life choices”.
President Obama agreed to cut spending if…the 22nd Ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America is repealed, so that he can run forever !
President Obama agreed to cut spending if…or when, every millionaire has moved his money out of this country.
he is given the deed to the universe.
…enough voters realize that the government is spending stolen money, borrowed money and magic money that The Federal Reserve discovered flying out of a unicorn’s butt. He couldn’t say it with a straight face though.
…the House of Reps would sign over the Budget to him.
If the Mayan turn out to be right.
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