Real talk: All straws should be silly straws. #realtalk
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 22, 2013
If Romney was elected Beyonce wouldn’t have lip-synced since she would be in a binder.
— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) January 22, 2013
Can anyone confirm that this Ke$ha song “Die Young” is about Benjamin Button?
— DC Pierson (@DCpierson) January 22, 2013
The 5 stages of grief: 1) Denial 2) Anger 3) Bargaining 4) Becoming an evil cyborg 5) Force choking LOTS of people
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) January 22, 2013