
Didn’t know Nancy Pelosi had her own “Magic: The Gathering” card.
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Alternative Tips for Avoiding U.S. Drone Strikes
As always with The Cube, check the comments for some brilliant chiming-in.
BONUS LINK:
What It’s Like to Be a Kid Used As an Obama Media Prop
The most telling quote from the story:
“The students framed the stage on three sides and the media was seated on the fourth side”
[…]
When Michelle Obama finally came out, she didn’t face the children.“She was facing the media,” reports Putnam.
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Apparently Rand Paul is on John McCain’s lawn.
— Popehat (@Popehat) March 7, 2013
If life gives you melons, you are dyslexic.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) March 7, 2013
a hilarious prank to play on a surgeon would be to eat a ton of taco bell and then get shot in the stomach
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) March 7, 2013
IDEA: A 3-Minute Energy drink, so I can get up off the couch during commercial breaks.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 7, 2013
After his basketball diplomacy in North Korea, ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman called leader Kim Jong Un an “awesome guy”
100,000 political prisoners were unavailable for comment.
So there are plans now to embalm Hugo Chavez’s body and put it on permanent display. What is it with awful dictatorships and creepily displaying dead bodies of their leaders? Maybe it’s just to emphasize the “no escape” part of the dictatorship; even when the dictator dies, you still have to stare at his stupid dictator face. I don’t know why the CIA hasn’t stolen all the dead dictator bodies and then filmed some sort of Weekend at Bernie’s spoof with them; it seems like such a logical thing to do.
Oh, and you just know someone is going to one day suggest putting Obama’s body on display. If so, you can put it next to the unemployment line.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House announced its new drones will be able to…
Why is everyone so worried about Obama abusing his power? After hours and hours of public humiliation, the White House has very very reluctantly admitted it won’t kill American citizens on American soil without a trial.
Still no solid answer, though, on whether the White House plans to completely collapse our economy under debt.
Obama will solve this controversy by writing the Miranda Rights on the tip of hellfire missiles.
The filibuster made Lindsay Graham cry.
At this point, Obama is going to have to blow up Jane Fonda just to prove he can.
Come on! They say Obama is unlikely to blow you up! What do you want? A guarantee he won’t? You’re unreasonable.
I’m sure Obama will be as responsible with his drones as he is with our nation’s finances.
Star Wars VII idea: Han Solo is now an old scam artists who sell midi-chlorian supplements that promise to turn you into a jedi.
Obama is a lot like Frank Underwood from House of Cards if Underwood were dumber and his wife was less scheming but hated fat kids.
Oh, I just looked it up: The main character from House of Cards is Frank J. Underwood. Maybe he’s based on me.
It was not so long ago we lived in a world where you couldn’t tweet that you lost internet.
Sorry. It was mindless hyperbole to call you “worse than Hitler.” You’re on par with Hitler.
“How did they know it was me?!” -Adolph Hitler, having traveled into the future and joined an online discussion
“Evidence shows he murdered the sheriff, but there’s no evidence he shot the deputy so we’ll just give him a warning.” -courts in Song World
When we one day have brain computers, we’ll even be able to blame remarks we say out loud on hacking.
“Honey, I would never have made a remark like that about your hair. I was hacked.”
It gives me great confidence that the president very hesitantly admitted he’ll not kill us without a trial.

Ever since I dropped cable a little over two years ago, I’ve been a big fan of the Roku device. It’s one of the primary devices I use to watch TV. I’m such a fan that I’ve bought other boxes for some other family members as gifts.
The first generation Roku box — my first — worked well, and still does, in fact, though not for me. It became a hand-me-down (though a popular one) after I bought a Roku 2 a little over a year ago.
Well, now I’ve bought the new Roku 3 box. And, I like it, too.
When you get right down to it, all the Roku boxes are pretty much the same. If you use it as its original intent — streaming content from the Internet to your TV — then the cheaper models ($49) are just fine. But, if you want the little extras that, quite honestly, I rarely use, then the more expensive models (up to $99) may be the thing to get.
Let me stop for a second and give you a rundown on the current models of Roku boxes, and the one that was just dropped from the lineup:
The new box, the Roku 3, currently comes in just one model, and it replaces the Roku 2 XS. It’s $99, has the LAN port, a USB port, and a microSD slot. The remote is wifi, not bluetooth, and includes a headphone jack for private listening (works, too). The wifi connection supports dual band (which means that 5 GHz is now available).
The Roku 2 bluetooth remote doesn’t work with the Roku 3. The Roku 3 power adapter isn’t interchangeable, as the previous ones were across the other models. It’s also HDMI only. Roku has dropped composite output on the Roku 3.
The most apparent cosmetic difference is the rounded appearance, which is a slight departure from the previous appearance.
The most noticeable difference in using the Roku 3 is the interface. The previous interface, while functional, was in dire need of an update. The new interface looks very nice, and is very responsive.
| The new menu looks great. |
| The channel selection layout is much improved. |
| The Channel Store redesign was needed, and works. |
| Search finds content on Amazon, Blockbuster, Crackle, HBO GO, Hulu Plus, Netflix, and VUDU. |
There is good news for owners of the older models, or for those looking at buying one of the cheaper models: the new interface will roll out to the older boxes within the next two months. The only way to get the new interface today is via the Roku 3, but if you’re patient, it’ll come to the older boxes soon.
If you have a Roku 2 XS, or and XD, is it worth upgrading? Probably not. But, if you’re looking for a top-of-the line set-top-box for Internet streaming, the Roku 3 is a great choice. But don’t fail to check out the Roku LT, HD, and XD models. They may do the job you need, and save you some money in the process.
President Obama blamed the sequester for his decision to release thousands of illegal immigrants from detention.
Frankly, I think he should let them ALL go – on the other side of the border.