Random Thoughts: Drones, House of Cards, and Hitler

Obama will solve this controversy by writing the Miranda Rights on the tip of hellfire missiles.

The filibuster made Lindsay Graham cry.

At this point, Obama is going to have to blow up Jane Fonda just to prove he can.

Come on! They say Obama is unlikely to blow you up! What do you want? A guarantee he won’t? You’re unreasonable.

I’m sure Obama will be as responsible with his drones as he is with our nation’s finances.

Star Wars VII idea: Han Solo is now an old scam artists who sell midi-chlorian supplements that promise to turn you into a jedi.

Obama is a lot like Frank Underwood from House of Cards if Underwood were dumber and his wife was less scheming but hated fat kids.

Oh, I just looked it up: The main character from House of Cards is Frank J. Underwood. Maybe he’s based on me.

It was not so long ago we lived in a world where you couldn’t tweet that you lost internet.

Sorry. It was mindless hyperbole to call you “worse than Hitler.” You’re on par with Hitler.

“How did they know it was me?!” -Adolph Hitler, having traveled into the future and joined an online discussion

“Evidence shows he murdered the sheriff, but there’s no evidence he shot the deputy so we’ll just give him a warning.” -courts in Song World

When we one day have brain computers, we’ll even be able to blame remarks we say out loud on hacking.

“Honey, I would never have made a remark like that about your hair. I was hacked.”

It gives me great confidence that the president very hesitantly admitted he’ll not kill us without a trial.

9 Comments

  1. Drones, Gun Control, the Sequester, Obamacare…
    they are all Red Herrings. All they do is draw the eye away from the real shell game that Obama is playing. Everyone of those issues will be meaningless when Obama is finished.

    James Carville, a Democrat was right when he said, “It’s the Economy stupid”. They don’t want to talk about the BILLIONS Obama gave to Radical Islam. They don’t want to talk about what Obama has done to the economy so they bring up DRONES.

  2. “At this point, Obama is going to have to blow up Jane Fonda just to prove he can.”

    “I could no more blow up Jane Fonda than I could blow up my own grandmother.” – Barack Hussein Obama

  3. “As the defendant who fought us will now admit, we in the Law have won.” -courts in Song World

    “We do not buy your insanity plea, sir; but we deem admissible your claim that the defendant shook your bones and rattled your brain.” -courts in Song World

    “Is Sheriff John Brown here to give his version of evnets?” -courts in Song World

  4. “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion except in extraordinary circumstances, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof unless the president deems it necessary; and will mostly refrain from abridging the freedom of speech, or even sometimes of the press; and the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, is ruled out 99% of the time.”

    -Obama/Holder version

  5. “I doubt that is true, Mr. Hagar. I am fining you for exceeding fifty-five in a marked zone.”-courts in Song World

    “My lord, were any of you rappers aware of your Miranda rights before penning these lyrics?” -courts in Song World

  6. For national security purposes, Americans are already subject to warrantless wiretaps of calls and emails, the warrantless GPS “tagging” of their vehicles, the domestic use of Predators or other spy-in-the-sky drones, and the Department of Homeland Security’s monitoring of all our behavior through “data fusion centers.” 

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2012/03/ff_nsadatacenter/



    Given this toxic mashup of losses of privacy, if the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then domestic drones are a superhighway to an Orwellian panoptic gulag.



    America’s promise has always been the power of the many to rule, instead of the one.

    Ungoverned drone usage, particularly domestically, gives power to the one. 

Domestic drone usage is ill-conceived, elitist, and end-runs our inherent Constitutional protections.

    

Here are two (2) different videos that anchor my points:



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssoOASanKao



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