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Secretary of State Kerry Reporting for Duty
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1. Have butler write up a to-do list.
Start stocking up on Heinz Gift Bags, to give out when I visit various countries.
(Note to self: make sure “Halal Approved” is all-over every label and make sure Arabic is the ‘headline language’)