The Important Thing Is to Just Never Stop Looking

Physicists say they have proof of the elusive Higgs Boson, a subatomic particle first predicted to exist 50 years ago.

Still missing – any evidence that socialism works.

6 Comments

  1. Socialism has a stated goal (utopia, peace on earth, free love, unicorns farting rainbows) and a hidden goal (money, power, slaves for the nobility class), so in that sense it has never reached it’s stated goal but (given enough time) will always reach it’s hidden goal.

  2. To prove that socialism works, you would have to build an even bigger collider than the LHC where Capitalism smashes into itself at the speed of light producing a shower of Socialistic particles. If you did that, you would find the super-massive Obama Boson particle that proves that socialism works but only for .00000001 seconds before it decays into shower of Crap Particles with all kinds of Bullsh!t spinning off.

  3. Research into finding the elusive and possibly non-existent Higgs Boson must continue, no matter what the cost. However, research into the affects of children being raised by gay parents must stop.

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