When Buttercup interrupts my wife and I when we talk, I should at least teach her to do it with the phrase, “Hey! Listen!”
They should do a superhero movie that gets rebooted halfway through.
“I must break you.” -Ivan Drago finding a big news story
I hope for this new Superman movie they learned a lesson from the last one: Don’t make it hella boring.
Superman isn’t the Hulk, but audiences still demand to see him punch the crap out of stuff.
Not looking like he’s going to be a May the 4th baby. Thus starts a lifetime of him disappointing me.
A better ending to Footloose would be to have the guy from Safety Dance attack the town. “You are no friends of mine… you are my enemies!”

Too bad he wasn’t born on May 5th. Then you could have taken him every year to any Mexican restaurant and tell him you had them decorate just for him.
The Achilles-and-the-tortoise of reboots–halfway through the film “Aquaman” it becomes a darker, grittier version; then again, halfway to the end; then once again, halfway to the end–repeat until everyone in the theater goes home, or it reboots into a Sub-Mariner movie.
>)))*> to the cat
Tsk, tsk. As a professional writer you should know better. The first entry should read “…my wife and me…”.
Hi, my name is Ray and I’m a grammar Nazi.
Nuremburg for Ray
If Frankie is born tomorrow, he’ll share a birthday with Johannes Brahms and Piotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
Hi, my name is Jim and I have an education.
Hi, my name is Jim and I’m a Son Of A Bob.
Jimmy!
When I meet a grammar nazi I realize how troubled they are, so I just give them a warm hug, pat them on the back and say, “There. Their. They’re. Its going to be OK.” Your welcome.
…or maybe “You G damned ^^^#@ing thieves! You Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.”
Bacon to DamnCat!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
“Not looking like he’s going to be a May the 4th baby. Thus starts a lifetime of him disappointing me.” -Now you know how he’s going to feel. (not nice Frank, not nice at all-you’re batting 1,000 lately boyo)
Oh and glad to see you Jimmy sweetness. Missed you!!!!!!!!