Random Thoughts: Superman, Footloose, and Listen!

When Buttercup interrupts my wife and I when we talk, I should at least teach her to do it with the phrase, “Hey! Listen!”

They should do a superhero movie that gets rebooted halfway through.

“I must break you.” -Ivan Drago finding a big news story

I hope for this new Superman movie they learned a lesson from the last one: Don’t make it hella boring.

Superman isn’t the Hulk, but audiences still demand to see him punch the crap out of stuff.

Not looking like he’s going to be a May the 4th baby. Thus starts a lifetime of him disappointing me.

A better ending to Footloose would be to have the guy from Safety Dance attack the town. “You are no friends of mine… you are my enemies!”

13 Comments

  1. The Achilles-and-the-tortoise of reboots–halfway through the film “Aquaman” it becomes a darker, grittier version; then again, halfway to the end; then once again, halfway to the end–repeat until everyone in the theater goes home, or it reboots into a Sub-Mariner movie.

  2. When I meet a grammar nazi I realize how troubled they are, so I just give them a warm hug, pat them on the back and say, “There. Their. They’re. Its going to be OK.” Your welcome.

  3. When Buttercup interrupts my wife and I when we talk, I should at least teach her to do it with the phrase, “Hey! Listen!”…

    …or maybe “You G damned ^^^#@ing thieves! You Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.”

  4. “Not looking like he’s going to be a May the 4th baby. Thus starts a lifetime of him disappointing me.” -Now you know how he’s going to feel. (not nice Frank, not nice at all-you’re batting 1,000 lately boyo)

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