Archive of entries posted on 24th May 2013

Bruce Willis Wants Libertarians to Die. Hard.

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[High Praise! to Max]

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By the way, I derive an inordinate amount of amusement from these. Please feel free to email me your own creations [harvolson@gmail.com]

All you need is a picture of someone with their mouth open, so I’m surprised no one’s sent me a picture of that slack-jawed idiot Tom Cruise yet.

Seriously, does that man have even one single moment of screen time where his mouth isn’t hanging open slightly?

Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

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And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals:

  • In an act of rebellion, Sasha and Malia both got matching George Bush tramp stamps. Keeping their word, Barack and Michelle followed suit only to discover that the girls tattoos were temporary.
  • Obama has been sleeping on the couch since Michelle checked the internet history on the Oval Office computer and found repeated visits to the Chippendales’ Reality Show Sites, So You Think You Can Strip and I Wanna be Like Magic Mike.

 

Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

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And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

  • Without acting in concert, Michelle, Sasha and Malia each entered Barack to be on the one way trip to colonize Mars.
  • A bill was found in the oval office proposing that once a year a teenage boy and girl from each state will be sent to Washington DC to fight to the death for the amusement of the elites.