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  5. The reason Michelle Obama is considering an extended vacation…

    …gotta spend all that surplus government cash somehow.

    …Bill Clinton is moving in to the White House on the scandals so Obama wants to keep his bloodline pure.

    …most Golf widows do.

    …until January 20, 2017

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  6. being FLOTUS is hard work. She has a huge staff of servants, aides, secretaries and other flunkies to manage. She has to garden. She is responsible for telling kids what to eat and when to exercise. No wonder the poor woman is exhausted. She deserves an extended vacation at our expense.

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  7. … cause the alternative is to spend it with Barack and his incessant droning.

    … cause all that tax money isn’t going to spend itself

    … cause living on the taxpayers’ dime is hard work

    … she took marriage advice from Hillary

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  10. …is to allow her back side to catch up with the rest of her

    …if you were married to Barack, wouldn’t you?

    …it’s been seven years, and she is experiencing pon farr, and must return home to her original planet where she will engage in kal-if-fee with Joe Biden to satisfy her blood lust.

    …she heard that someone was giving their dog 3 kibbles to 1 bit, and is going to put a stop to that gluttony

    …she’s just relaxing…pay no attention to the meetings with those attorneys, the offer she put in on a house in Malibu, or the fact the kids have no clothes at the white house…just coincidence….

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  12. The reason Michelle Obama is considering an extended vacation…

    …scouting out tax havens.

    …wants to be first rat off the ship.

    …two words, “Fat farm”.

    …felt the need to work on her tan.

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  16. The reason Michelle Obama is considering an extended vacation…

    …because she thinks the Go-Go’s on EP rock!

    …she want to demonstrate her sympathy with those on extended unemployment.

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  31. The reason Michelle Obama is considering an extended vacation…

    …because it’s time for her 20,000 mile warranty check up.

    …gotta start preparing for Kwanzaa!

    …her rota finally came up and it’s off to Afghanistan.

    …so she can come back refreshed and ready to nag the Nation to greatness.

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  35. ** ……she just can’t sit still for very long. [No chair can put up with ‘that bum ‘ for any duration]
    ** …….she’s feelin’ wild and winsome, and she’s really a free spirit at heart….
    ** ……..2 for 1 tickets on A F One are in limited supply. She asked Oprah and Gail can go with her. “Isle of Lesbos, here they come…….”

    ** …….she’s gonna’ go do a replay of “Eat, Pray, Love “, and needs her space.

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  39. …is that there are no direct flights to Kashyyyk, and after that knife fight at the Mos Eisley Cantina she has a bounty on her on Tatooine.

    …is it sounds so much better than “Visiting her husband at the jail”.

    …has more to do with how fast money can be printed than how fast she can spend it.

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  41. The reason Michelle Obama is considering an extended vacation…

    [Michelle]: Hello, I must be going.
    I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going.
    I’m glad I came, but just the same I must be going.

    [Barry]:: For my sake you must stay.
    If you should go away, you’ll spoil this party I am throwing.

    [Michelle]: : I’ll stay a week or two.
    I’ll stay the summer through.
    But I am telling you that I must be going.

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  42. The reason Michelle Obama is considering an extended vacation…

    …is because the US taxpayers have an endless supply of money.

    …that’s what elitists do.

    …she’s solved the country’s obesity problem, so what else is there to do.

    …because she beat James Carville at a game of rock, paper scissors best of three

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  44. … is because she wants to get a new word coined: “Shopaquiddick!”

    … is to go to Massachusetts, to try out her new Jeep 1/32 Cherokee.

    … is because the Libyan ambassador isn’t the only one that should get a nice cold bier.

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  45. …is that she hasn’t been back to her homeworld Qo’noS in several years.

    …is that talking isn’t the ONLY thing Obama can’t do without a telepromter.

    …is that the work of scolding America is just soooo tiring.

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  57. …she has been hired as chief of staff on the Weiner campaign.

    …she got a really good deal with Muslim Brotherhood Airlines who only sell one-way tickets.

    …Barry might not read those terror threat reports but she sure as heck does.

    …the check cleared on the I 5, Washington bridge she just sold.

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  64. …is sorta like absence making the heart grow fonder but a better analogy would be spending a few weeks staring at Nelson’s Column in Trafalgar Square so the Washington Monument looks bigger when she gets back home. This might work if she can find Nelson Muntz’s Column.

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  68. …well, actually it’s a ruse to hide her attempt to infiltrate Star Fleet.

    …so that she can have the opportunity to have enough time to point out all of her husband’s failures.

    …is to learn alligator wrestling. You seen her guns?

    …is-wait, isn’t she on one now?

    …so that she can empathize with how her husband feels, ya know, with that whole “not governing” thing.

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  70. …her butt has gotten so big that she can no longer fly over fly-over country.

    …is that two objects can not occupy the same place at the same time and the influx of illegal aliens is given precedence over a wookie with a green card.

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  71. …ever since Biden saw “Star Trek: Into Darkness” he has been trying to speak Klingon, and with his butchering of the language, it’s all she can do to not run him through with her bat’leth.

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