[High Praise! to Rodney Dill]
In answer to the straight line “Asked about secretly obtaining phone records on AP journalists, Eric Holder…”, Rodney responded as follows:
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said, “I wasn’t acting as AG… I’m really only half AG…
Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader
A-one, two, a-one two three four
Half AG, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, be not AG.
But half AG has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?
But can AG be said to be
Or not to be an entire AG
When half the AG is not AG
Due to some recent perjury?
-singing
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half AG.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half AG.
Is this wretched dumb-AG,
Half-asleep, caught by AP,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Eric the half AG!
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half AG.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half AG.
I love this jive, employee-ee,
bisected incidentally,
One summer afternoon by AP,
Loved just like Jay Carney.
Loved just like Jay Carney,
Semi-Jay Carney.
The End”
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