[High Praise! to Rodney Dill]
In answer to the straight line “Asked about secretly obtaining phone records on AP journalists, Eric Holder…”, Rodney responded as follows:
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said, “I wasn’t acting as AG… I’m really only half AG…
Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader
A-one, two, a-one two three four
Half AG, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, be not AG.
But half AG has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?
But can AG be said to be
Or not to be an entire AG
When half the AG is not AG
Due to some recent perjury?
-singing
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half AG.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half AG.
Is this wretched dumb-AG,
Half-asleep, caught by AP,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Eric the half AG!
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half AG.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half AG.
I love this jive, employee-ee,
bisected incidentally,
One summer afternoon by AP,
Loved just like Jay Carney.
Loved just like Jay Carney,
Semi-Jay Carney.
The End”
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YGDFTYLTATSOTE!
Send the bacon baby.
I Would Like to Buy a License for My Bacon, Eric Bacon to walruskkkch!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
Brilliant!
I wish I could give you bacon Harvey because I would give you “fish slapping” “ministry of silly walks” and “parrot sketch” bacon for this!
@4 – Although I’ve been handing out a lot of bacon specifically for referencing Carpenter’s idiot screed, I must make the following perfectly clear:
Any commenter on IMAO can give bacon to anyone for any reason. It is the meat of universal blessing, and symbolizes all that is good and right with the world.
Therefore, I accept your gift of bacon, seanmahair, with humble gratitude (and loud and happy munching sounds).
EXCELLENT!!!!!! I will remember to give bacon often as it is the greatest secular gift one can receive.
BACON! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Tin agents and Miller coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
Red tape from Ohio.
Gotta get down to it
IRS obstructing the TEA Party down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?
Gotta get down to it
IRS is taxing us down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?
Tin Agents and Miller coming,
TEA Party is on it’s own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
Red tape from Ohio.
Thank you, Thank you. That one came to me fairly quickly during the straightline contest. (Not that there were many words that needed changing)
Upon reflection it would also work for ‘Eric the half-a$$ed AG’, though maybe not sing as well. Also it came to me to change the line ‘Some freak from a menagerie?’
to “Some freak still working for Barry”, which works better in my mind.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ hell, the whole Oscar Mayer factory to RD!
@9 Firsts drafts aways need tweeking, but it still a great parody.