Kim Jong Il Hates Ribertarians for Making Him Feel Ronery

I Don’t Know What My Administration Did Last Summer

The Good, The Bad and The First Lady

The Empire Strikes Taxpayers

A Day Without A Mexican Voter

Forgetting Sarah Marshall……..and whoever else was at the embassy in Benghazi

Lots more at the link above.

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Wisdom of the Day: Girls Ellipsis Medium Ketchup

Posted by Frank J. on 31 May 2013, 5:00 pm

Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it’s like wow those look cool but in person it’s all omg what do I do

— Nick Toplass (@TitaniumToplass) May 30, 2013

Two dots is probably enough for an ellipsis. I mean, we get the idea.

— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) May 30, 2013

TV is a medium, because it’s neither rare nor well done.

— Michael Z Williamson (@mzmadmike) May 30, 2013

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say ketchup packets could be like three times bigger.

— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) May 31, 2013

A Very Representative Poll

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2013, 4:00 pm

A new Gallup poll shows 69% of Americans say the IRS scandal is a “serious matter”.

The other 31% pled the fifth.

Obama Warned Us – American Spirit

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2013, 2:00 pm

There’s something about the American spirit — inherent in the American spirit — we don’t hang on to the past. We always move forward…. We are going to leave something better for our children — not just here in the United States, but all around the world.

BARACK OBAMA, speech at DNC fundraising reception, Oct. 15, 2009

“Just wait until you see how I fix that decrepit old Constitution. Forward!”

Beyond Disappointment

Posted by Frank J. on 31 May 2013, 1:00 pm

Romney says Obama’s second term is a “disappointment.” Well, that’s not fair; his second term isn’t even one year over. Thus there’s a lot of time for Obama to achieve lower than disappointment. Like “travesty” or “abomination” or “epic FAIL.” I’m sure by 2016 we’ll long for the days of disappointment.

Straight Line of the Day: The First Job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS Scandal Case…

Posted by Harvey on 31 May 2013, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…

Let My Corruption Go

Posted by Frank J. on 31 May 2013, 11:00 am

So some great insight as we’d expect from MSNBC: Eric Holder is Moses. That makes sense, as I remember how Moses got commandments from God, but he refused to release what they were. And then it was found out that Moses was selling swords and spears to the Egyptians… and he apparently had a really good explanation for why he was doing that but it’s not in the Bible because he gave that explanation off the record.

Also, a lot of Exodus is about how creepy Moses mustache looked.