I trust Obama’s opinions on science the same as I’d trust a parrot’s opinion on science.
I think Eric Holder knows he’s in trouble; saw him applying for a job at Olive Garden.
I think most sexism stems from the fact that women have babies and men don’t.
Except parrots can think and do elementary mathematics – and Obama can’t.
ARRRGH, YGDFT!YLTATSOTE.
Pirate Bacon to walruskkkch!
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And also, those women who have babies need to stop being sexist!
Who gave women the monopoly on having babies? Sue him, or her!
Obama = parrot.
Now, I’m imagining John Cleese yelling as he bangs Obama’s head against a counter while Michael Palin explains that Obama is simply pining for the fjords.
Since Obama owns GM isn’t he pining for the Fords?
Basil now I won’t be able to watch the parrot sketch without seeing that. I don’t know whether to hug you or hit you. Great, now I’m conflicted.