[High Praise! to American Digest and John C. Wright’s Journal]
Of the two religions that hate Christianity and call America the Great Satan, Political Correctness is more pervasive and more persuasive. In part, this is because one of its religious dogmas, never to be questioned, is that it is not a religion and it has no dogmas: it is merely the truth believed by all right-thinking non-child-eating non-bigots.
A South Carolina teacher received an $85,000 settlement after being fired for stomping on an American flag during a class lesson.
Yeah… bet he didn’t stomp on the settlement check.
[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]
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“Don’t be so political!” – politician.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) May 13, 2013
BREAKING! Obama Blames IRS Scandal On Anti-Accountant YouTube video
— Jeff Dunetz (@yidwithlid) May 13, 2013
You want better care for women? How about you subject Planned Parenthood to the same health standards as say, your local freaking nail salon
— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) May 13, 2013
Jack Bauer has been gone for so long the 24 universe’s America must look like Cormac McCarthy’s The Road
— Peter B. Counter (@peterbcounter) May 13, 2013
Government is just the word we use for things we do together, like audit political enemies and monitor journalists’ phone calls.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 13, 2013
“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Lord. “Dibs on the leftovers,” saith the Batman.
— The Batman (@TheBatman) May 14, 2013
Soon, Obama will vow to get to the bottom of who’s currently running the executive branch.
— Kevin Eder (@keder) May 14, 2013
“Aw dude you JUST missed Iron Man he was here literally three seconds ago!” – Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, every week
— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) May 14, 2013
Did the IRS give The Human Fund extra scrutiny?
— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) May 14, 2013
I write jokes but they never write back
— donni (@donni) May 14, 2013
An Illinois woman was arrested for DUI after she got drunk to celebrate the end of her previous DUI sentence.
Why does this remind me of Obama’s reelection?
I will never forget that the only reason I’m standing here today is because somebody, somewhere stood up for me when it was risky. Stood up when it was hard. Stood up when it wasn’t popular. And because that somebody stood up, a few more stood up. And then a few thousand stood up. And then a few million stood up. And standing up, with courage and clear purpose, they somehow managed to change the world.
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jan. 8, 2008
“Now shut up and stand where you’re told.”
He got three first degree murder convictions for murdering babies; stop saying this is all because his place was “unsanitary.” #Gosnell
If you want to talk about moral decay, just look at all the people who feel the need to gloss over infanticide.
You can rest assured that when a major scandal breaks in government, Obama knows nothing about it and is just as scared and confused as you are.
If we want the government to trust us we first have to show we trust it by giving it more money and power.
Not only am I against a gun registration, I’ve never been comfortable with the government knowing my income or even where I live.
I don’t even like the government knowing my Social Security number. That’s personal information.
“These people think the government is out to get them. Let’s get them!” -the government
So when is Bush’s term over and Obama finally takes responsibility for the presidency?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Crime has gotten so out of control in Chicago…
Despite Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move!” initiative, a new poll shows that Americans are exercising less this year.
Maybe we should get Michelle to push for more government spending.
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Obama’s Latest Dubious Claim About Benghazi…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
