Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

  • It was recently discovered that Kathy Sibelius was put in charge of the committee which oversees both the Obamacare death panels and the anti-famine initiative: Project Soylent.
  • Whistle blowers have come forward alleging that all of Obama’s public appearances throughout his adult life have been lip synched.

Obama Warned Us – American Ideas

I do have an unyielding belief that all people yearn for certain things: the ability to speak your mind and have a say in how you are governed, confidence in the rule of law and the equal administration of justice, government that is transparent and doesn’t steal from the people, the freedom to live as you choose. These are not just American ideas. They are human rights. And that is why we will support them everywhere.

BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jun. 4, 2009

“Except, you know, in America.”

Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

  • To try and appeal to the more scientifically-minded voters (ie. the nerd consitituency), Obama threw a party for time travelers. The only guest to arrive was a terminator who showed up to thank him for doing more to destroy the human race than Skynet.
  • Joe Biden was badly burned yesterday, losing most of his newest crop of hair plugs and charring his grin.  While he claims it happened while he was saving a kitten from a burning building, some White House staffers insist it happened when he accidentally walked in on the President while he was renegotiating his contract with Lucifer, unfortunately startling the Prince of Darkness.