Some Advice From the Colonies

Maybe having unarmed cops is a dumb idea, Britain.

Also a Cliche: Unqualified, America-Hating, Socialist Community Organizer

At a DNC event, President Obama dismissed the idea that America is the “greatest country on earth” as just “a cliche”.

Of course, since Obama’s been president, it’s more like “nostalgia”.

Link of the Day: A Math Lesson From Nancy

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A Math Lesson From Nancy

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Les of Nuking Politics [High Praise!] helps out the Weiner campaign:

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It’s Nuking Politics’ First Blogiversary, an event of… um… Biblical proportions…

Anthony Weiner Fails a Background Check

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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

  • Upper level White House personnel are reporting that President Obama passed away three years ago in a bizarre golf cart jousting accident, and to save the country from a President Biden, the administration has been keeping up appearances using a combination of look-a-likes and a Weekend at Bernie’s style ruse. Unable to distinguish one clean, articulate black man from another, Biden remains clueless of the situation and hasn’t yet attempted to seize control of the government.
  • Anonymous White House staffers are reporting a cellphone conversation overheard between Harry Reid and President Obama.  The President is reported to have said, “You better come through for me, Harry. Remember, I find Mormon souls particularly tasty.”

The REAL Culprit in All These White House Scandals

[High Praise! to Travelwise42 and Townhall.com]

Targeting the Wrong Group

Washington, DC is considering requiring gun buyers to purchase a $250,000 insurance policy.

Um, wouldn’t requiring robbery insurance for people who DON’T buy guns make more sense?

Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

  • Joe Biden’s condition was upgraded to stable this morning after being gravely injured at a Tea Party rally where he got confused and accidentally attempted to burn himself in effigy.
  • Anonymous though imminently reliable sources have revealed that the real Michael Jackson is being held captive in the White House cellar where he is forced to wrestle with Elvis in a vat of ebony and ivory pudding for the amusement of visiting foreign dignitaries.

Clint Eastwood Hates Libertarians More Than Hmong Gang-Bangers

[ref 1,ref 2 (NSFW)]