[High Praise! to The Looking Spoon]
Archive of entries posted on 26th May 2013
Like Paul Ryan Arm-Wrestling Jay Carney
A new study shows that physically strong men are more likely to have right-wing political views.
The new “taking candy from a baby” is now “a tug of war between Fox and MSNBC”.
Link of the Day: See no Evil
[High Praise! to Steven Den Beste]
The kind of well-written, bluntly truthful essay you see all too rarely these days:
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..
And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.
- When the Obama’s went on vacation, Bo was allowed to ride in the front seat unrestrained while Biden was strapped to the top of the station wagon in a pet carrier.
- Barack and Joe were admitted to the hospital for emergency surgery today. Apparently Joe confused his chapstick with his glue stick again, and now has to have his lips removed from Barack’s tush and also get his foot extracted from his mouth.
lolbama! Part 137
Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Kris for his disturbing familiarity with the discography of Barnes & Barnes.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
I Guess We Will Have to Ban Knifes Now
Even though the machete/butcher’s cleaver terrorists in England openly stated they were Jihadists, the media still can’t seem to accept that simple fact. Something else, probably America or right wing nutjobs, must be the root cause. Something like a combination of these:
- The attackers weren’t really Jihadists. They were just following orders because AIPAC had their families.
- They were just so mad that 24 will be coming back.
- Bath salts followed by too many hours watching Gordon Ramsey.
- This Youtube video.
- They were really vacationing Tea Partiers, and this was their way of mourning Margaret Thatcher.
- They were driven to violence by British cuisine.
- Lack of bacon makes anyone testy.
- They were just soccer hooligans who hadn’t realized the Manchester United brawl hadn’t already ended.
- They were paid operatives of the NRA employed to demonstrate how vulnerable an unarmed society is.
- If they guy didn’t want to get attacked, then he shouldn’t have dressed like a soldier.
- They thought they heard the victim mention Trig in a disparaging manner, and they just love math so much they couldn’t bear it. (For you Bunkerhillbilly)
Joe Biden Hates Libertarians
Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..
And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.
- White House insiders have leaked that President Obama has a secret plan to deal simultaneously with the rising costs of Social Security, Medicare and Obamacare. He has his own ‘repeal and replace’ plan for his second term. Death panels are eliminated in lieu of a new system based upon a combination of Logan’s Run and The Most Dangerous Game.
- Documents leaked from Washington lobbyists have revealed some disturbing back door arrangements between Planned Parenthood and the Obama administration. It seems the President has agreed to significantly increase their federal funding in exchange for more of those “yummy, yummy fetuses.”
Sunday Driving in Style
The new Mercedes S-Class comes with an array of advanced features, like 3D cameras, radar, and night vision.
Get some decent armor on it and it’d be perfect for driving in Detroit.