And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

• Upper level White House personnel are reporting that President Obama passed away three years ago in a bizarre golf cart jousting accident, and to save the country from a President Biden, the administration has been keeping up appearances using a combination of look-a-likes and a Weekend at Bernie’s style ruse. Unable to distinguish one clean, articulate black man from another, Biden remains clueless of the situation and hasn’t yet attempted to seize control of the government.
• Anonymous White House staffers are reporting a cellphone conversation overheard between Harry Reid and President Obama.  The President is reported to have said, “You better come through for me, Harry. Remember, I find Mormon souls particularly tasty.”