Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…make dang sure he paid his taxes this year.
…practice entering offices and saying, ‘No one expects the IRS Inquisition.’
…get used to saying, “My name is Inigo Montoya, you taxed my father, prepare to die.”
…get a pick up truck with a gun rack and a “DON’T MESS WITH TAXES” bumper sticker.
…is to see if his phone records have been tapped.
Send every IRS agent a form letter informing them that they must produce detailed records of all their activities over the past four years, including audits, returns, business trips and receipts for any business lunches.
…is to employ armed guards from Blackwater to protect him from armed Homeland Security agents.
…make sure that TurboTax is working
…be damned sure he has his own health insurance
…subpoena the entire IRS staff. (Thanks, @6 – Bacon!)
The First Job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS Scandal Case…
…will be to submit to those he prosecutes
…will be to setup the big tent and 3 rings for the dog and pony show while the town burns down.
…kill them all and let God sort them out
…um…
…will be to change the word ‘scandal’ to ‘criminal.’
Implemented IRS Form 1040YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!
…have all IRS employees document their religious thoughts and beliefs.
…dictate that all IRS management attend a service by the Reverend Cleophus James of the Triple Rock Baptist Church.
…convince the American people that having the government investigate itself isn’t just a big joke.
…host a tea party.
. . . is to find somebody in the IRS who remembers anything.
. . . is to fill out Form 735, along with supporting Schedules I, R, and S.
whatever else you do, for God’s sake…keep the president out of this!
Make sure his findings are published in the newspapers, otherwise the POTUS will never hear about it.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…is quality.
…is to get a nice espresso machine for the office, and curtains.
…is to make sure all his files are in order for the Second Special Prosecutor.
…tap all the phone lines of the liberal MSM who will be “investigating” how he is just a tool for the Right Wingers in the country.
…Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don’t get no spendin’ cash
If you don’t scrub that kitchen floor
You ain’t gonna rock and roll no more
Yakety yak (don’t talk back)
…work on his Sargent Schultz routine.
…remember that to err is human, but true forgiveness comes via a pardon.
…don’t fly over Syria.
…have someone else open all his mail, and start his car.
…search the White House residence. After all, that’s where vanishing documents seem to turn up two years later, so why wait.
That last one, Walrus. Reality Bacon!
…is to order a comfy chair, because noooooobody can resist the comfy chair!
…name himself Prince of the Power of the IRS.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…Slay the Nemean Lion.
…Collect underwear!
…Get all Shakespearean and kill all the lawyers.
…make enough money so it can be his last job as well.
…take the ring to Mt. Doom.
…put the IRS on double secret probation.
…audit Obama’s score card from his outing with Tiger.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…learn to bake really good cookies.
…learn the phrase “low Level employees” live it, and love it.
…build up his tolerance for hearing the phrase, “I stand on my rights under the 5th amendment.”
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…will be “hands on”
…might seem trivial but a good pair of new shoes always creates a lasting first impression.
…buy rather than lease, you will be in Washington for quite some time.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…herd cats, it will be excellent practice.
…find the President innocent of all involvement, everyone else can be hung.
…prepare to be audited.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…prepare his office to also host investigations into the AP, Benghazi, Fast and Furious and all other possible scandals under the Obama Administration. That should keep him busy to at least 2024.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…prepare to be Cruxified by the media.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…stock up KY for the media probing he will be given.
…embrace the belief that the IRS should go to the ends of the earth for its employees…. and will likely get them their for a tenth the cost.
…prepare three envelopes….
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…interview food tasters.
There is NOTHING funny about this!!!The IRS SHOULD track down those radical rightwing nutjob groups looking to CHEAT the GOVERNMENT!!!I don’t see the FUNNY in THAT!!!There wasn’t anything FUNNY about your worthless attempt and making with the YUKYUK about Eric Holder-who is a FINE and HONORABLE BLACK MAN you RACISTS!!!Don’t forget I KNOW FUNNY!!!I WORKED WITH BEN STILLER!!!I WAS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!!NONE of YOU were there or have DONE THAT, OK!!!Until ANY of YOU can claim as long an IMDB as ME YOU can SHUT.THE.HELL.UP!!!CHEATING the GOVERNMENT is NOT FUNNY!!OBAMA is having to make do with LESS because of all this CHEATING!!!UGH!!!
@37 That time of the month again, eh?
…is to book a suitable actor to play the part in the inevitable made-for TV movie.
…is to set up an office for taking depositions from IRS employees. This office should be located in Yemen.
…get completely side-tracked by a sex scandal.
@37 sounds a bit like Scary Evil Monkey who finally learned English. Gotta love that Capslock poo flinging!
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…ideally would have been proctologist. That way, he would have intimate knowledge about how the IRS works.
…is to see how “high” these “low level” employees go.
…is to deny the entire IRS the fifth amendment. They’ve proven themselves to be enemy combatants without uniforms.
…is to schedule an IRS audit for Janeane Garofalo, so she can do her part for Obama not having to make due with less.
Is to secretly swap Obammy’s terrorist drone list with a list of high ranking democrats.
…is to nail down the definition of the word ‘is.’
…subpoena Sandy Berger’s underwear.
…explain to Obama that the ‘special’ in Special Prosecutor is not like the ‘special’ in Special Olympics, so Biden doesn’t qualify.
The first job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS scandal case…
…remember that the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
…is getting the phone number for Witness Protection, then turn in your resignation.
…is reminding the IRS employees that the phrase is Arrogance of Power, not vice versa.
…is doing a number two on Harry Reid.
First job for the SP
…close his/her personal Facebook and Twitter accounts.
…get a divorce
…keep in mind they are investigating…..not “auditing”
Could someone wave a joint in front of Janeane so she’ll wander off again for a while. I don’t care that it posts but someone’s going to have to wipe up the spittle, froth and slobber she spews before someone slips and falls and I’ve got to say 27 years of mommy duty and I am so done with that. Next time she post make her wear a bib and get out the spit shield.
seanmahair, anyone who can type a whole paragraph without a space between sentences can’t be all bad!!THAT TAKES EFFORT!!!AND CONSISTENCY!!!LIKE THAT!!!
… put salt on your rear for everyone who will try to chew on it.
… ban all Union involvement in the investigation.
… call in the National Guard to isolate all suspects until the investigation is concluded.
…get his paycheck deposited directly to an offshore account.
would be to tie holder , obama, homeland security, and the entire IRS to criminal acts.
Second job would be to publish this to all media before accidental death, or murder, occurred. Third job would be to clean up the total mess his life had become, if he still had one.
…buy a case of Jack Daniels. A lot of people will be wanting to take the fifth. (I’m not sure if that can be written off as a Business Expense or Entertainment)
…put Harry Reid under oath and ask him the name of the person who gave him the info on Romney’s taxes.
@13 – Need More Revenue Bacon to Rodney Dill!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
The First Job for a Special Prosecutor in the IRS Scandal Case…
is to make sure there are fresh batteries in the cattle prod.
is to get a pre-frontal lobotomy
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