So some great insight as we’d expect from MSNBC: Eric Holder is Moses. That makes sense, as I remember how Moses got commandments from God, but he refused to release what they were. And then it was found out that Moses was selling swords and spears to the Egyptians… and he apparently had a really good explanation for why he was doing that but it’s not in the Bible because he gave that explanation off the record.
Also, a lot of Exodus is about how creepy Moses mustache looked.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE says I got good news and bad news. First the good news is that I talked him down to 10 Commandments from 25. The bad news, adultery is still in.
And wasn’t he, unfortunately, thrown under the chariot before entering the Promised Land?
Well he shouldn’t have undertaken that immoral snooping in the Pharisees scrolls.
So, Holder floated down the Mississippi in a reed basket?
Is Holder the modern Moses? Let’s find out. Wrap him securely in cloth, put him in a basket, and set it loose floating down the Nile River, then see what happens.
Of course he may only be at the “Young” Moses stage, you know, where he oversaw the construction of the Pyramids for the state using slave labor.
holder is jewish?
So, if Holder is Moses, that makes Obama the second coming. We’re so screwed.
If and of those commies were in charge of the number of commandments, there would be only two: the government is always right, and give me all your money.
Moses talked to GOD
Holder talks to Obama and Obama thinks he is GOD.
Thought Holder Was the Serpent That Moses Made His Staff Turn Into Bacon to walruskkkch!
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Moses delivered plagues. Holder is a plague.
You guys are the BEST. EVER. Thank you for letting me be in your august company.
Holder and his god have delivered Seven Plagues on this country so I guess maybe they have something in common. Of course God guided Moses and his people by a cloud of smoke in the daytime and a pillar of fire at night. Holder might yet get a bunch of sixties radicals to toke enough weed to make a pillar of smoke during the day but he’s going to have to get creative at night. Of course it is Holder so maybe he’ll just use copies of the Constitution for his fires.
When all is said and done, Holder will have will have spent forty years in the desertion of his duties as a public servant, much of it wandering around with his idiot savant.
God talked to Moses through the burning bush. Holder wants to burn Bush
Holder is Obama’s favorite cause he created the Pentatoke.
The stupid is strong with this one. He says that Holder is the chief lawgiver. Everyone knows he is the chief lawbreaker not the chief lawgiver.