Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
I’m tired of ‘practicing.’ I want the real thing! COOKIES!
Go on over to NP and see if you can guess who said “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
(Hint: It was a political figure from the 70s)
Ed Koch
@1 You’ll get more cookies than you can eat when I get: mashed potatoes, freshly baked apple crisp, newly picked strawberries and flank steak. Oh, and a plane ticket to Washington 🙂
@3 Nope. Good try, though. Go on over to NP and see what others have guessed…
@4: You’re upping the ante!
Also: “…more cookies than you can eat…”
That’s not even possible.
@6 I do that. 🙂
and…we’ll see about that.
@ 5 ach ya. Now I remember.
@8 you REMEMBER? How OLD are you??? 🙂
@9 Young enough to remember, old enough to know better.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE thanks for saving me some bacon, guys I was getting hungry.
Maple-Syrup-Scented Bacon to seanmahair!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
@12 that sounds yummy. 🙂
Ticket’s in the mail, Miss Anony.
@14 Wow 🙂 How did you get my address?
That’s a secret! Now Fedex the cookies, honey.
I don’t know your secret ways of getting addresses. I’d need a destination 🙂
The ‘destination’ is my mouf!
But ship those cookies to:
Jimmy Needs Cookies
PO Cookie Box 0
Cookie, WA 99999
Uh HUH. Not sure they’d find you.