Actually, my last beard was as a submariner. But I recall storing snacks and small momentos in it for later. Women loved it because it was the color of a firetruck – and for the momentos – or if they were hungry.
eight kids and a wife? another reason to quit shaving. as a formerly facially haired american, i always found that my bank balance had a greater impact on my social life.
well, i don’t know about Science! but the Woman Of the House says i need a new job that lets me grow a goatee. she gets all squealy and wiggly on those rare occasions that i’m allowed one.
Yep, what Critter said. Some’s like it, some’s don’t. Mine insisted I not shave on our wedding day. Also, about a week of growth gets me much more attention even walking down the street. Res ipsa loquitur, dudes.
Wow. I agree. Wholeheartedly 🙂
Hey, if I look like the guy who talks to himself in the park it’s because I’m talking to myself in the park, not because of my awesome beard!
“Worthwhile women find face-fur irresistible.”
Harvey, I think Anonymiss agrees.
Actually, my last beard was as a submariner. But I recall storing snacks and small momentos in it for later. Women loved it because it was the color of a firetruck – and for the momentos – or if they were hungry.
eight kids and a wife? another reason to quit shaving. as a formerly facially haired american, i always found that my bank balance had a greater impact on my social life.
@3 is THAT what I said? I’m not sure THAT is what I said.
🙂
Of course that’s what you said.
😈
Women dig face fuzz. Science! says so.
Shaving…the only thing worse then getting up early in the morning.
well, i don’t know about Science! but the Woman Of the House says i need a new job that lets me grow a goatee. she gets all squealy and wiggly on those rare occasions that i’m allowed one.
Mens Rights…..My face my life.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Fuzzy is good, especially in the winter time.
Fuzzy Bacon to seanmahair!
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I surveyed the only woman that matters, and she loves my face fur.
I thought quite long about this and then I went to my wife and she agreed two kids were enough and she liked my beard.
Yep, what Critter said. Some’s like it, some’s don’t. Mine insisted I not shave on our wedding day. Also, about a week of growth gets me much more attention even walking down the street. Res ipsa loquitur, dudes.