Benghazi is as much an indictment of the US media as it is of the US State Department.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 6, 2013

Women are carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders. They’re going to want padding.

— ’80s Don Draper (@80sDonDraper) May 6, 2013

My grandparents traveled alone to the US as kids to escape Nazi death camps. I just fell asleep halfway through a bag of Cheetos

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) May 7, 2013

One day, some dude was all “You know where we should save our money? Inside a statue of a pig,” and everybody went “That is a GREAT idea.”

— Jason Miller (@longwall26) May 7, 2013

Delaware legalizing gay marriage is a huge step in reminding us that there’s a Delaware.

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) May 7, 2013

It’s like squirrels have no idea how incredible they’d be at parkour.

— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) May 7, 2013

Liberalism is rarely more openly incoherent than its treatment of teens as adults or children for different purposes.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) May 8, 2013

Well if you want a nonpartisan argument why a President should always be Republican, the lack of curiosity from the Media& Dems should do it

— Amy(@CAAmyO) May 8, 2013

You can just say “no.”The “ew” is implied.

— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) May 8, 2013

Nothing is microwave safe when your microwave is haunted.

— jon(@senderblock23) May 8, 2013