Iron Man 3 is even more fun if you pretend Ben Kingsley’s character is a fed up Gandhi.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) May 3, 2013
You know what might keep US guns out of Mexico? A big fence.
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 3, 2013
Husbands always buy the wrong kind of parsley. :/
— Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) May 3, 2013

We should cut a deal with Mexico…you don’t send us dope and your unwanted poor people, and we won’t send you guns.
Hello…..anyone here?
There are different kinds of parsley?
Yes. There are two readily available: Flat leave “Italian” parsley, and curly leaf parsley. There are several others, as well. Cilantro is sometimes known as “Chinese” parsley.