I don’t think I’m a sociopath… but I don’t really care if I am.
I was arrested under the Stand Your Ground law for sitting down.
So when the Soviet Union ended, did the Russians actually promise not to become evil again?
Why is Eric Holder still Attorney General? Someone as worthless and incompetent as him should be something more like ambassador to Japan.
So how many people just assumed you already had to show a photo ID to vote because it’s so common sense?
Compromise: No photo ID, but anyone caught committing voter fraud is executed for treason. No leniency.
So do we make any of our nation’s mayors play SimCity first?
Instead of another dialogue on race, have we ever tried the opposite? Like a national shutting up?
The average American male fantasizes about having retractable Wolverine claws 23 times per day.
I wish the new pope gave more angry rants because there would be a great movie quote to respond with.
It’s not a Huma!
Time for a darker, grittier reboot of Se7en.
I always wanted to chuck hand grenades at buildings, so there’s a business idea for Detroit.
When do I get a blue check mark on Twitter so people know I’m not one of the many Frank J. imitators?

“So do we make any of our nation’s mayors play SimCity first?” Wouldn’t help, too socialist oriented in it’s business engine.
Hmm. Never done that in Detroit. Count me in.
Regarding Andy’s sub-stellar wife :
Why didn’t she take on his last name ?
Wouldn’t ‘you’ be proud to be called : ” Mrs. Hum-A. Wiener? ”
Where did she meet him ? A Jewish-Muslim mixer ?
“I was arrested under the Stand Your Ground law for sitting down.” If you are on your back getting your head bashed in I think the retreating option is no longer available.
“Why is Eric Holder still Attorney General? Someone as worthless and incompetent as him should be something more like ambassador to Japan.” back filling Ambassador Steven’s position in Benghazi sounds like a better post for Holder.
“So do we make any of our nation’s mayors play SimCity first?” Having played SimCity (many, many years ago) couldn’t Detroit just click the button to have the big alien destroy the city and start rebuilding? Is the big alien destroying the city still a thing in SimCity?
“When do I get a blue check mark on Twitter so people know I’m not one of the many Frank J. imitators?” How do we know this post was actually from Frank? Maybe he left his computer unlocked and SarahK or Buttercup wrote the post.