Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said His Favorite Food Is Broccoli. Also on His List of Favorites…

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President Obama said his favorite food is broccoli. Also on his list of favorites…

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  1. President Obama said his favorite food is broccoli. Also on his list of favorites…

    were many interesting and exotic items but we can’t tell you what they are because of his new orders on leaking information.

  2. President Obama said his favorite food is broccoli. Also on his list of favorites…

    the souls of unborn children, which is why his support for up to full term abortions is so strong.

  3. President Obama said his favorite food is broccoli. Also on his list of favorites…

    Lutefisk. I know it sounds crazy but the man just gotta have his Scandinavian delicacy. Hmmm-hmmmm-good!

  4. … are the tears of small children.

    … are the lamentations of the women.

    … is the highest ranked team in whichever sport he is picking (this week).

    … is taking prop bets on the Middle East and Sharknado.

    … is learning stuff from the news. The more you now.

  5. …also, on his list of favorites :

    Whatever they’ve got at the pound, that’s really fresh.
    Whatever Michelle ‘tells him’ to eat when he’s wearing that submissive’s leather harness she owns, and she’s got her heel grinding into his spine….
    Seasonal veggies from Kenya and Indonesia.
    Hash from Afghanistan, followed by massive amounts of junk food and beer.
    “Whatever the 57 Varieties are, and Heinz has, Barry’s gonna’ be there”. [Teresa, John and Warren Buffet ‘made him an offer’.]

  6. President Obama said his favorite food is broccoli. Also on his list of favorites…

    Form of Government : Socialist Dictatorship
    Type of Sex: Bareback, why else support abortion?
    Kind of Economy: Broken, ready for a Socialist a fixin’
    Breed of Dog: Edible.
    Color: See #22
    Movie: Gabriel over the White House
    Song: Imagine
    Website: IMAO [Ha ha, just kidding]
    Butt: Bigguns

  7. …stuff he doesn’t have to pay for.

    …chick flicks, unicorns and a little black number that he wears to feel pretty.

    …girl bikes.

    …bowing.

    …Mao, Trotsky, Alinsky, Bieber.

  8. Red sauce on Rottweilers and hollandaised kittens
    Bright copper kettles of fresh Brussels Griffons
    Brown gravy collies topped with onion strings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Cream covered puppies and Boxers with noodles
    Dachshunds and Beagles and Schnauzers and Poodles
    Properly seasoned taste like chicken wings
    These are a few of his favorite things

  9. President Obama said his favorite food is broccoli. Also on his list of favorites…

    Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    Brown paper packages tied up with strings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
    Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
    Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
    Snowflakes that stay on his nose and eyelashes
    Silver white winters that melt into springs
    These are a few of his favorite things

    When he bites dog
    When the bee stings
    When he’s feeling sad
    He simply remembers his favorite things
    And then he don’t feel so bad

  10. Take two.

    Eavesdrops on Phonecalls and looking at Emails
    Drones for the striking and Green energy Grails
    Patriot groups dancing on IRS strings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Choom smoking homies and crispy French Poodles
    Blarney and Jay Carney and hiding his boodles
    Days off to try out his new Pings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Economic distresses for which he has no cure
    Liberal Flakes that try to keep him so pure
    Global warming winters that melt into springs
    These are a few of his favorite things

    When he bites dog
    When the Fees stings
    When he’s feeling sad
    He simply remembers his favorite things
    And then he won’t feel so bad

  11. …is swallowing cookie ingredients and then doing his shake and bake for Michelle.

    …stick of butter on a stick.

    …tossed salad made from other veggies that someone pretends were grown in the backyard garden and then takes out back and pretends to compost.

    …toe jam. Ya don’t think he is bowing that low to just lick a dictators shoes do ya?

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  13. . . . throwing like a girl

    . . . visiting all fifty-seven states

    . . . poodles romanoff

    . . . threesomes with the Hildebeest and Janet Napolitano

    . . . raising taxes

    . . . spending other people’s money

    . . . lying

    . . . Rahm Emanuel in the French maid outfit

    . . . tongue-baths from Chris Matthews

    . . . white zinfandel over ice cubes

    . . . radicchio, if he could spell it

    . . . Milli Vanilli’s greatest hits

    . . . farting in the bathtub

    . . . his autographed picture of Rev. Jeremiah Wright

  14. ….starving children at school

    ….having his wife tell him what to do, how to do it, where to do it and when.

    ….collecting money from brain dead celebrities. You know it’s a shame Bill Clinton didn’t learn a few things from obama. He might have been able to feed that sexual addiction thingy with the castng couch behavior
    .

  15. @51 I agree 🙂

    Take three?

    Eavesdrops on Phonecalls and Spying on Emails
    Drones for the striking and Gun Owners in Jail
    Patriots dancing on IRS strings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Choom smoking homies and crispy French Poodles
    Blarney and Carney and hiding his boodles
    Days off to try out his spanking new Pings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Joblessness growing: for which he has no cure
    Liberal Flakes who attempt to keep him pure
    Proving Gore’s theory frost melts into springs
    These are a few of his favorite things

    When he bites dog
    When the Fees sting
    When he’s feeling sad
    He simply remembers his favorite things
    And then he won’t feel so bad. 🙂

    What do you think, walruskkkch?

  16. One last try, including the fine contributions of Maverick.

    Eavesdrops on Phonecalls and Spying on Emails
    Drones for the striking and Gun Owners in Jail
    Patriots dancing on IRS strings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Red sauce on Rottweilers and hollandaised kittens
    Bright copper kettles of fresh Brussels Griffons
    Brown gravy collies topped with onion strings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Cream covered puppies and Boxers with noodles
    Dachshunds and Beagles and Schnauzers and Poodles
    Properly seasoned taste like chicken wings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Choom smoking homies and crispy French Poodles
    Blarney and Carney and hiding his boodles
    Days off to try out his spanking new Pings
    These are a few of his favorite things

    Joblessness growing: for which he has no cure
    Liberal Flakes who attempt to keep him pure
    Proving Gore’s theory frost melts into springs
    These are a few of his favorite things

    When he bites dog
    When the Fees sting
    When he’s feeling sad
    He simply remembers his favorite things
    And then he won’t feel so bad.

    Number One with a bullet.

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