The Army is debuting its new updated “unisex” combat uniform.
Thus catering to women who really want to serve in the military, but think the uniform is “just so 2012”.
The Army is debuting its new updated “unisex” combat uniform.
Thus catering to women who really want to serve in the military, but think the uniform is “just so 2012”.
The funny part is that they are calling it a unisex uniform when there is no chance that a man will wear one except by accident.
because the army really needs lots of combat soldiers with narrow shoulders and a bigger butt.
Unisex haircuts: Nah.
Unisex tents: Nah.
Unisex bathrooms: Nah.
Unisex uniforms: Who’s the vendor, a Democrat?
Do -These-Make-My-Butt-Look-Fat-igues.
Class T & A’s.
Victoria’s C-Rations.
Total Foxhole apparel.
There are no A-cups in foxholes.
Drop and give me tweeny.
“And regarding your hair: I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dyeing for her country. “
Ms. McArthur: “I shall return. For store credit.”
“What’s that you say, Sergeant? Push-ups? Oh, I’m way ahead of you.”
My son’s unit was training in the field for 11 days. No showers. Not even fresh socks.
Every woman there ended up with a vaginal infection. So, get ready for a tidal wave
of female ‘combat made me sterile’ lawsuits.
@7 – When I was in the Navy, women were given an automatic medical discharge if they got pregnant.
By an odd coincidence, enlisted women had an amazingly high rate of pregnancy.
@7 We didn’t have showers every time we went to the field, but we learned to sponge bathe ourselves at least. If you put a five gallon can in the sun all day, it heats up; a couple of ponchos, and you got a shower curtain. A lot of people get by with alcohol pads.
Women have been in the Army for a long time now; combat (and combat arms) is a whole other ball of wax; which is outside my field of expertise.