I encountered an unsolvable problem: The coffee pot isn’t work. It’s unsolvable because I need coffee to solve things.
Cory Booker told a story of eating a t-bone steak? HE’S A VEGETARIAN! HE MADE THAT UP!
All vegetarians are liars. They constantly lie about what foods they want to eat.
I hope we find out that T-Bone stole Obama’s composite girlfriend from him.
If you say my children need to suffer for the collective good, I will punch your hippie face for the collective good.
BREAKING: George Zimmerman has shot and killed T-Bone.
If you don’t constantly make fun of the president, you’re a bad American.
So I guess the only lesson we learned from the Bush presidency is that the left doesn’t like Bush.
Good approach to voting is to pretend it’s a list of people who murdered your family and you’re forced to pick some to spare from death.
If we don’t get in another war, how are we supposed to remember why we shouldn’t get in another war?
I miss living in Florida with alligators around. It was like Final Fantasy; you’d be walking along and suddenly have a random encounter with a monster.
We probably should have put something limiting the president’s ability to unilaterally go to war in the Constitution.
Brevity is the soul of appealing to people with ADHD.
I miss living in Florida with alligators around. It was like Final Fantasy; you’d be walking along and suddenly have a random encounter with a monster.
It’s also somewhat like working or living in San Francisco.
wow on that Slate article. I can see where that will go in 5 years or so. “You are a bad person if you see a private doctor. You are why Obamacare isn’t working.”
that coffee pot thing is the work of a supervillain, like when you suggested that it would be supervillainy to put all sharp objects in clamshell packaging. you need a friend to loan you coffee so you can fix the pot.
You can always make ‘cowboy coffee,’ Frank. If you don’t know what that is, you’re a city slicker!
Nowadays dissent is the highest form of racism.
Bacon, to go with the cowboy coffee, to Jimmy…and an egg for Frank J., you will need that to make the cowboy coffee…at least you will if you do it the way we do on the South Dakota prairie.
“So I guess the only lesson we learned from the Bush presidency is that the left doesn’t like Bush.” Ask a Bush hater to list the reasons they didn’t like Bush. Go down the list and show how all those reasons apply to Obama except even more so (military action with out congressional approval, drone strikes, NSA spying on Americans…) and get ready to watch their head explode…right after they point at you and scream “RACIST!!1!!!” kind of like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Allison Benedikt is the managing editor of Slate’s Double X. As in XX. As in female chromosomes. As in she should really know better. I wonder what she thinks of school vouchers?
It’s hard to tell if she’s kidding. That’s why I like Frank: he never kids.
Twitter defined.
You lost me at “Brevity” (it is kind of a long word).
@3: Just out of curiosity, Jimmy, how do you slick a city? Inquiring minds want to know.
@9 – With coffee, beans and bacon, Denise. But you need a guy like Jack Palance to do it right.
(Potatoes are optional.)