Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
…find Sheila Jackson Lee’s brain.
…clone Bill Clinton from Monica’s dress.
…build Upper Palaeolithic Park.
…circumventing the cable company lock on the porn channels.
…to build a giant badger…..
… once alive, removing the wooly mammoth from the voter rolls in Chicago.
…is to develop a large bore weapon that will kill a wooly mammoth.
…is to run like hell when that thing wakes up!
…to qualify said wolly mammoth for welfare
…negotiating the rights for for the SyFy movie. Possibly Mega Wolly Mammoth vs Bearsharktopus. It will make you miss the relative sanity of Sharknado.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
Resurrect Weiner’s political career.
Steve Austin.
Lindsey Wagner
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
The Chicago Cubs.
…secure grants to determine if it’s racist
…get back to screaming “global warming!!”
…refocus on the economy
…get back to developing a more tender dog
… will be to blame global warming when it dies off again, lonely and alone.
… will be to re-read the specs: they were supposed to bring back a wooly caterpillar.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
building a BBQ pit big enough to handle one, dem’s good eatin’!
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
pulling a rabbit of their hat.
…clone The Rolling Stones and send younger versions of the band out on tour.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
securing the rights for the inevitable SciFy channel movie.
… mammoth burgers!
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
Bring back John and George.
…resurrecting functional brains from liberal voters.
…bringing back M*A*S*H (or Soap).
…finding Mr. Wooly Mammoth a prom date (I nominate San Fran Nan or Sandra Fluke)
…getting him into a proper uniform for his new Airport Security Frisking Person job.
…auditioning him for The Voice.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
Pre-cambrian potatoes and Jurassic Cole Slaw.
You realize, of course, they’ll accidentally use lion or rhino or flying squirrel DNA….
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
house-breaking.
@23 I bet these scientists are from Whatsamatter U.
…to resurrect Obama’s approval numbers… my money’s on the mammoth.
…reanimating the Bull Moose party from Teddy Roosevelt’s moustache.
…attaching rocket launchers to its back.
…cornering the market on mammoth bacon!
…funding their work as part of SDI….. Sharknado Defense Initiative.
…figuring how to make it not sound like Ray Ramones.
…building a giant wooden Skrat
…resurrect Americans’ sense of purpose
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
a mammoth pooper-scooper.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
trying not to be L7 and learn to dance…
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
moving the animals to Alabama to harvest their Ivory because everyone knows in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
keeping it away from the Department of Natural Resources in Wisconsin.
That’s ilrelephant 😉
… is to blend it into the cast of Duck Dynasty.
Neanderthals to hunt it
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
One morning I woke up and shot a Wooly Mammoth in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
passenger pigeons, tasmanian tigers, giant dodo birds and a revival of CATS featuring
it’s original cast.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
the Beatles.
… blame Bush and Republicans for the climate change that caused its extinction.
… find the Koch brothers’ time machine that they used to frack for natural gas, causing the ice age.
… resurrect a wise-cracking saber-toothed tiger that sounds like Dennis Leary, and feed John Leguizamo to it.
… a darker, grittier reboot of Dr. Gay Hitler.
Kelly LeBrock
@39 – They’d end up with a Woolier Mammoth
…teaching someone named Punjab to ride it.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
resurrecting Monty Wooly
blue dog Democrats
. . . raising the IQs of Wooly Moonbats
. . . getting hippies to bathe
. . . training lamestream media people to tell the truth
You guys are so funny 🙂
You guys make me smile 🙂
…determine if cost effectiveness will be enough to spray orange paint on Michelle Obama or all of the mammoths.
…strengthen Chris Christie’s stomach bands with Adamantium.
…equip Whoopi Goldberg with a mammoth hunting season early warning system.
…fast track the Kenneth Pinyan Horse-Mammoth Protection Act.
…just for laughs, resurrect an extinct mouse to scare it with.
…Woolite Mammoth.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
Comic-con!
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
resurrect Ronald Reagan to beat the snot out of the dog eater and fix the mess we’re in.
… growing a Tyrannosaur from a chicken egg.
… convincing the citizenry that Glowbull Warming does exist-even if the have to cause it first.
… attempt to prove that the average Liberal is as smart as one.
to locate the DNA of the “White Hispanic”
…Resurrect Detroit
…Resurrect Lindsay Lohan’s career
…Resurrect morals in the Democratic party
Never mind, all of those are too hard. They are better of resurrecting extinct animals like the Dodo.
…hire Fred Flintstone to cater the annual picnic.
…resurrect Eva Cassidy and obliterate Justin Bieber making being a scientist cool again, except for the many sobbing scientist Bielebers.
…mix a bit of human DNA into Pelosi and laugh as it gets rejected like a Romney presidential bid.
…avoiding prosecution for replacing some missing mammoth DNA with some stolen from Obama’s ears.
Resurrecting a band of Neanderthals to take down the marauding mammoths
resurrecting the GOP’s extinct bold colors.
…get it to talk like Ray Romano. Then they can resurrect the rest of the guys from Ice Age.
is to replicate Nancy Pelosi’s mummification secret, so they don’t have to keep digging the mammoths out of the ice.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
Resurrect a lion…Teddy Kennedy the “Lion of the Senate”
………………attempting to insert a spine and integrity (extinct body part and moral code) into the president of the United States.
………………creating stun collars for politicians. Every time they lie they are shocked, the more they lie the heavier the shock.
……………..trying to find the black hole into which the president has thrown our economy, our society and our future, and using the presidents ears or michele’s butt to stop it up.
Replicate Nancy Pelosi’s sex appeal using a can of Spam, Soylent Green, the Oakland Raiders, and Ingredient X.
… Wooly mammoths with non-binding resolutions on their back.
… Determining if wooly mammoth steak is better rare or well done.
… A completely unrelated project fighting off wooly mammoth zombies. Participants just need to grab a gun and follow the dotted line… they’ll know when the test starts.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
… a Star Trek-type transporter buffer that can filter up to eight years of Obama from the American economy.
…to resurrect the Spanish economy…. nobody expects the Spanish resurrection.
…using them to test wookie depilatories.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
somehow push Earth into another Ice Age so that they will have some natural habitat.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
…restore the testosterone levels of the GOP elephant.
Scientists are attempting to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth from DNA samples. Their follow-up project…
…grow hair on the Republican elephant.
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