So Zimmerman was spotted in Texas speeding slight and carrying a gun. Isn’t this exciting? I guess this is going to be weekly thing now: the Zimmerman sighting. Last time he rescued a family from a burning car, and now we know he’s armed again and somewhere in Texas. And he said he was going “nowhere in particular” which just adds to my theory that he, rejected by society, travels the land righting wrongs as he sees them.
BTW, the Smithsonian wants Trayvon’s hoodie for posterity since, you know, a hundred years from now we’ll totally still talking about how that one guy got shot for bashing another’s guy’s head into the pavement.
Busted for DWZ – Driving While Zimmerman.
He needs to wear a mask, use silver bullets and get a sidekick.
Anyone else think this might have been a red herring? Maybe Zimm wanted to
get caught speeding in Texas because he is living in Chicago?
“Where In The World Is Carmen Gettit?”
“Stand Your Groundhog Day”
“I was at WalMart and saw
ElvisZimmerman!”There will be sidewalks all over the nation stained with the Zimmer Man’s blood as he takes his time drawing his weapon to shoot the bad guy bashing his head against the concrete. For the man who walks these lonely streets to rid us of these Skittle junkies and tea drinkers will be as a crazy ass cracker of rain, drenching the boulevards with cloudbursts of race hustler’s broken dreams.
What’s next?
Nah….
I thought that guy got shot for drinking tea. They called it profiling cause George thought he was a Brit. (I thought it strange that the Brits named their heir apparent George instead of Trayvon)
If only he hadn’t sent that telegram, none of this would ever have happened.
Now instead of tracking Dollars, Where’s George will track Zimms.
Wait! Was that him? Nope, just Batman
Like the A-Team? Or Bruce Bannon?
If I were in charge of the Smithsonian, I’d put Zimmerman’s gun on display on top of a copy of the Constitution and postition the case right underneath the flag that flew over Fort McHenry.