Well come on all of you big strong men, uncle Bo needs your help again,
He got himself up in a terrible hysteria, way down yander in Islamofascist Syria.
Put down your books and pick up a gun, we’re gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it’s 1, 2, 3 what are we fightin for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give it the least, the next stop is the middle East,
And it’s 5, 6, 7 open up the pearly gates. Well there ain’t no time to wonder why… WHOO we’re all gunna die.
Now come on K street don’t be slow, why man this war’s a-go-go,
There’s plenty good money to be made, supplyin’ the Obama with the tools of his tirade
Just hope and pray that when they aim the bomb sight, it’ll be on the Right
And it’s 1, 2, 3 what are we fightin for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give it the least, the next stop is the middle East,
And it’s 5, 6, 7 open up the pearly gates. Well there ain’t no time to wonder why… WHOO we’re all gunna die.
Well come on Valerie let’s move fast, Your big chance is come at last,
Gotta go out and get those reds, ’Cause The only good Conservative is one that’s dead,
And you know that peace can only be won, When you blow them all to kingdom come
And it’s 1, 2, 3 what are we fightin for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give it the least, the next stop is the middle East,
And it’s 5, 6, 7 open up the pearly gates. Well there ain’t no time to wonder why… WHOO we’re all gunna die.
Now come on mothers throughout the Northeast, pack your boys off to the middle East
Come on fathers don’t hesitate, send your sons off before it’s too late,
Be the first one on your block, to have your boy come home in a box
And it’s 1, 2, 3 what are we fightin for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give it the least, the next stop is the middle East,
And it’s 5, 6, 7 open up the pearly gates. Well there ain’t no time to wonder why… WHOO we’re all gunna die.
Send in our brand-new, two billion dollar submarine, The USS MINNESOTA SSN 783 !!!
(If ussjimmycarter were still around, he could change his name!)
Seen elsewhere:
“neighboring North Dakota will be the namesake of the Navy’s next submarine commissioned next year.”
How come it took so long to launch that submarine?
It took us almost all day just to chop a big enough hole in the ice!