Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
… Biden. ‘Nuff said.
… unionized androids.
…. smartphones with personality disorders. (As opposed to smartphone USERS with personality disorders.)
… ovens that can tell exactly when the cookies are done baking and need to be removed.
… “bots” that can post responses to SLotD so I don’t have to interrupt my lunch break.
… spontaneous crying for no reason
… holding two ears apart
… enough intelligence to avoid IBM products
… an overhead light that comes on when ideas occur
… not Biden (I’m sure there are a few 8088’s or 80186’s around that could emulate him, unless they still use them in microwave ovens)
…fully automated voting machines that make the decision for you.
…Death Panels.
…watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
giving leftists something to take up the empty space between their heads.
…scarecrows save a trip to Emerald City.
Washington D.C. … all of it.
…allowing Obama to actually DO Calculus. Oh, no!
paperweight.
…unblurring red lines.
…allowing you to be beside yourself.
…controlling Tomahawks with your MIND!
…a Biden speech descrambler.
Zombie bait.
…putting Intel inside.
Being sauteed in butter with mushrooms
Voting Democrat in place of all those cases where an I.D. is an undue burden on the underprivileged
Counting Democrat votes in underprivileged districts
Representing Voters in Democrat districts
Skynet (All of the above, in other words)
…upgrades for 52% of American voters.
…converting democrats to thinking entities
Vice President. (Smarter than Biden. Will not even require a cooling fan because it will be idling.)
… a computer system that can experience the boredom of watching it play chess against itself.
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
Skynet
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
IE that can download and watch its own porn.
…replacing Facebook’s dwindling user base.
…getting more neighbors for Farmville.
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
casts votes for democrats thereby eliminating the middleman…PROGRESS!
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
laptops that twerk.
Potential uses include modeling a computer after brain of the “Smartest Woman in the World”, Hillary Clinton. But all it would do is respond to any query with “I don’t remember” and “What does it matter now?”
…a car that can’t drive itself very well.
Allowing robots to forget where they left their keys and wallets.
… a marketing campaign titled “Chips for Dips” with the aim of boosting the brain power of idiots.
…allowing guys to pay attention when they are not paying attention.
…stuff that puts food on the table while the most important thing, SHOES!!! can be always on your mind.
…finding a way to make sure nobody ever thinks of a way to mimic Steve Jobs’ brain.
…having the chip work on potential uses while spending most of the time playing solitaire.
…finding a cure for computer chips thinking they have a clue and developing a chip to give therapy to depressed computer chips.
…humanizing HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.
. . . replacing Reggie Love as Obama’s opponent for game of spades, once they dumb it down enough that Obama can win occasionally.
. . . giving Chris Matthews thrills down his leg on demand.
. . . writing New York Times editorials and Maureen Dowd’s columns.
…a new space based deterrent system called Sky Net….wait…
…filling the space between Democrat’s ears.
…providing one to each Obama supporter…kinda like a service animal.
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
going on strike immediately for a minimum wage of $15 an hour.
saying “hold my beer and watch this…”
having a headache when you want to surf porn
jonesin’ for cookies
doing stupid things, but only much, much faster.
getting bored half way though any episode of “Upstairs, Downstairs”.
…automatically rebooting itself after its Big Blue screen of death.
…writing political speeches in party machine code.
Finally allowing blondes to actually join and understand a real conversation, and potentially some jokes too.
… a Mexican simulator: AI-yi, yi-yi!
(…also known as an Az-tech device. Or an AzatLAN. A Mayandroid.)
Getting back to the main premise here. . . .
… making Turing testy.
… a sentient computer to control human-manned space missions: what could conceivably go wrong?
Handling the truly important tasks like composing limericks.
@45:
There once was a man named Chip
Who was suddenly smart as a whip.
When his implant invites
Him to take terabytes
His motherboard says “Don’t double-dip.”
…self punching hippies, after that who cares what insignificant advances might be found.
…making sure if I’m ever cloned I won’t be such a jerk.
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
a door stop.
a 24 hour Nagger so your wife can get some sleep.
nobody’s going to go to school today, she’s gonna make everyone stay at home.
… ignoring it to watch reality TV.
curing brain cancer in computers
@48 – So… this chip doesn’t like Mondays?
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/I-Don%27t-Like-Mondays-lyrics-Boomtown-Rats/5E4558452F6911EC48256E8C00104FD4
…doing the thinking for liberal voters so they don’t have to… Wait, that’s already being done.
…thinking of bacon
…winning big in Vegas
…processors that can analyze liberal logic without blowing up. -But they run the risk of ending up on welfare.
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include …
… an android nanny who won’t smack Joe Biden when he soils himself.
… something patient enough to explain to liberals why Al Gore is so full of sh!t.
… FINALLY understanding ObamaCare.
… telling Hillary in small, simple words why it matters.
… foreign policy based on coherent principles rather than a verbal faux pas.
To answer Hamlet’s Question: “To be or not to be, that is the question.”
Brain Chip: #FF, that is the answer.
@48
he can see no reasons
‘Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die?
IBM is developing a computer chip that mimics the human brain. Potential uses include…
mimicing the human brain on drugs.
coupons for Rekall Inc.
…Taking over the arduous task of comtemplating sex every ten seconds, so normal guys can get some work done.
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