Straight Line of the Day: Members of Obama’s “Coalition of the Willing” on Syria Will Include…

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Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

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  1. …rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, butt-kickers, stuff-kickers and Methodists!

  2. …wait, wait, wait guys. It’s actually not my coalition. I never created it. The world created it. Not my fault.

    …the red line.

    …Diane Feinstein. All she does is talk about how if high capacity chemical weapons were banned worldwide there wouldn’t be this problem. Oh wait. They are.

  3. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    the grouping of the partially committed.

    The People’s front of Judea!

    the roundup of the almost convinced.

    the aggregation of I’ll think about it and give you a call back.

    The Judean People’s Front!

    the loose association of the kind of leaning in that direction but need to talk to the wives.

  4. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    …the unready and the unable.

    …William Ayers, Rod Blagojevich, Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, Jesse Jackson, Jr., Father Michael Phleger, Tony Rezko, Al Sharpton, and Jeremiah Wright.

    …ACORN.

  5. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    …Boeing, General Dynamics, Lockheed Corporation, General Electric, North American Aviation, United Aircraft, Sperry Corporation, Raytheon, and McDonnell Douglas.

  6. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    …Al-Qaeda in Syria, al-Qaeda in Iraq, al-Qaeda-linked groups such as Jabhat al-Nusra, and the Muslim Brotherhood.

  7. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    …an “unbelievably small” bunch of “unbelievably small” countries with “unbelievably small” strike capabilities.

  8. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    …an “unbelievably small” bunch of “unbelievably small” countries — that are “not going to war” — engaged “in a very limited, very targeted, very short-term effort” — i.e “an unbelievably small, limited kind of effort” — henceforth to be known as the “Kerry Doctrine.”

  9. Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    …Kerry’s “unbelievably small” which is the same as Obama’s ‘Calculus’… of infinitesimals.

    (Both Newton and Leibnitz just rolled over in their graves, although probably at different rates, dφ/dτ.)

  10. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    …an “unbelievably small” bunch of “unbelievably small” countries — that are “not going to war” — engaged “in a very limited, very targeted, very short-term effort” — i.e. “an unbelievably small, limited kind of effort” — henceforth to be known as the “Kerry Doctrine.” (fixed typo)

    …a band of bros led — from behind — by a community organizer from Chicago.

    …the blind led by the one-eyed king.

    …a foursome playing through….

  11. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    a shrewdness of Apes
    a coffle of asses
    a Cete of Badgers
    a sleuth of bears
    a grist of bees
    a battery of birds
    a siege of bitterns
    a sounder of boars
    a bellowing of bullfinches
    a clowder of cats
    a flote of cattle
    an intrusion of cockroaches
    a lap of cod
    a murder of crows
    a pitying of turtle doves
    a paddling of ducks
    a cargo of eagles
    a wisp of eels
    a business of ferrets
    a chirm of finches
    a flutter of fish
    a skulk of foxes
    a nide of geese
    a tower of giraffes
    a troubling of goldfish
    an array of hedgehogs
    a mews of hens
    a bike of hornets

  12. Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…

    a haras of horses
    a Smuck of Jellyfish
    an exaltation of larks
    a leap of leopards
    a tittering of Magpies
    a bite of midges
    a labor of moles
    a mulada of mules
    a parliament of Owls
    a pandemonium of Parrots
    a pomp of Pekingese
    a jug of quail
    an unkindness of ravens
    a stubbornness of Rhinoceros
    a hurtle of sheep
    a drey of squirrels
    a chattering of starlings
    a trip of stoats
    a sownder of swans
    a drone of swine
    an ambush of tigers
    a posse of turkeys
    a gam of whales
    a descent of woodpeckers
    a clew of worms

  13. …those who ask to be given weed, whites and wine, and of course shown a sign.

    …anybody who needs a break from worrying about butterflies in China causing hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico.

    …Mary Kay, international powder puff dealer, out to make a profit.

    …Australian comedian Yahoo Serious, whose name pops up randomly every twelve-fourteen years in a blog comment.

    …Atsushi Watanabe, out to make a profit selling caskets, an unbelievably small profit according to Kerry.

    …post-apocalypse film set designers who can’t make anything look worse than pre-apocalypse Syria.

  14. @ #30: Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
    John Kerry in the role of Genghis Khan.

    –That’s Jenn-Jiss Khan.

    It will also include Snoop Dogg-Lion, Link Hayes, Urkel, and whatever remaining members of The Choom Gang can be persuaded to brush the Cheeto dust from their shirt-fronts and make a trek longer than that to the pony-fridge to grab another two-liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.

  15. …if the prayers of many, many men, both Christian and Muslim and even Jews are answered, the Swedish Bikini Team.

    …a verbal endorsement from Charles Manson who recommended stabbing the Syrians in the face.

    …the Sharks and the Jets, having been early proponents of violent acts by gay inclusive groups.

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