Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
will.i.am
Monica Lewinsky
Anyone that hates America as much as Obama and the Democrats do
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Nobody, not even Obama.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
ever dead voter in the Democrats arsenal.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Chris Matthews.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Duchy of Grand Fenwick
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
no one who is ready, willing or able to rock and roll all night.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Joe Biden’s hair plugs.
…all the late night talkshow hosts.
… a giant wooden badger.
…John McFudgestick.
…John McLamebrain
…John McBraindead
…John McMuckinhead
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Cookie haters.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
his dog, if he hasn’t already been eaten.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
George Bush, gotta have someone to blame it on.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
everyone who doesn’t know what the capitol of Assyria is
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
those still unwilling but primarily and constitutionally stupid.
They, the coalition of the willing,
lead by the unknowing,
are voting to do the unthinkable,
for the ungrateful,
They have voted so often with so little thinking
that they will now vote for almost anything, for almost no reason.
…”lawyers, guns and money”.
…miley cyrus, who, like obama’s syria policy, is also offensive, much talked about and ultimately useless.
…just John Kerry: “Never in the history of mankind have so many owed so much to so unbelievably small.”
John Kerry wants to get small.
http://youtu.be/fyWirJjuO5I
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
those who remember the first rule of the coalition, never talk about the coalition.
…rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, butt-kickers, stuff-kickers and Methodists!
Gozer the Traveler
Gozer the Traveler
…all the members of Delta Tau Chi after a rousing speech by the soon to be Senator John Blutarsky.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Kaiser Soze.
…wait, wait, wait guys. It’s actually not my coalition. I never created it. The world created it. Not my fault.
…the red line.
…Diane Feinstein. All she does is talk about how if high capacity chemical weapons were banned worldwide there wouldn’t be this problem. Oh wait. They are.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
John Kerry in the role of Genghis Khan.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
lots of stuff, but not Coal which we are already at war with.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
those willing to stick it to America.
The flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
the grouping of the partially committed.
The People’s front of Judea!
the roundup of the almost convinced.
the aggregation of I’ll think about it and give you a call back.
The Judean People’s Front!
the loose association of the kind of leaning in that direction but need to talk to the wives.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…the unready and the unable.
…William Ayers, Rod Blagojevich, Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, Jesse Jackson, Jr., Father Michael Phleger, Tony Rezko, Al Sharpton, and Jeremiah Wright.
…ACORN.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Sandra Fluke
…Obama voters because, hey! Obama!
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
Coalition of the wanting…
Coalition of the waiting…
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
SQUIRRELS!
The group W bench.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include… Zombies!
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include… Martin Trayvon!! ..oh, wait.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…Boeing, General Dynamics, Lockheed Corporation, General Electric, North American Aviation, United Aircraft, Sperry Corporation, Raytheon, and McDonnell Douglas.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…Al-Qaeda in Syria, al-Qaeda in Iraq, al-Qaeda-linked groups such as Jabhat al-Nusra, and the Muslim Brotherhood.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
I don’t know who, but Senator McCarthy has a list…
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…an “unbelievably small” bunch of “unbelievably small” countries with “unbelievably small” strike capabilities.
“…all elected officials from states 51-57”
“…the Na’vi of Pandora”
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…an “unbelievably small” bunch of “unbelievably small” countries — that are “not going to war” — engaged “in a very limited, very targeted, very short-term effort” — i.e “an unbelievably small, limited kind of effort” — henceforth to be known as the “Kerry Doctrine.”
Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…Kerry’s “unbelievably small” which is the same as Obama’s ‘Calculus’… of infinitesimals.
(Both Newton and Leibnitz just rolled over in their graves, although probably at different rates, dφ/dτ.)
Dean Winters
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…a troupe of clowns, but not the Missouri State Fair Rodeo Clown.
… no one who can actually spell “coalition.”
… chess pieces
… all subscribers to Mother Jones.
49 nailed it
…you go to war with the coalition you have, the the coalition you may want or wish to have at a future time…
An army of Good Humor men who will drive Assad mad by surrounding his presidential palace with speakers and playing the song Mary Had A Little Lamb over and over again
…not Poland.
…the Judean Popular People’s Front.
…the Crimson Permanent Assurance.
Trogdor the Burninator
A flock of sheep in Tibet, 4 out of 5 dentists who use nitrous recreationally, and Aquaman’s naive brother-in-law ‘Tapwaterguy’.
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…an “unbelievably small” bunch of “unbelievably small” countries — that are “not going to war” — engaged “in a very limited, very targeted, very short-term effort” — i.e. “an unbelievably small, limited kind of effort” — henceforth to be known as the “Kerry Doctrine.” (fixed typo)
…a band of bros led — from behind — by a community organizer from Chicago.
…the blind led by the one-eyed king.
…a foursome playing through….
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
a shrewdness of Apes
a coffle of asses
a Cete of Badgers
a sleuth of bears
a grist of bees
a battery of birds
a siege of bitterns
a sounder of boars
a bellowing of bullfinches
a clowder of cats
a flote of cattle
an intrusion of cockroaches
a lap of cod
a murder of crows
a pitying of turtle doves
a paddling of ducks
a cargo of eagles
a wisp of eels
a business of ferrets
a chirm of finches
a flutter of fish
a skulk of foxes
a nide of geese
a tower of giraffes
a troubling of goldfish
an array of hedgehogs
a mews of hens
a bike of hornets
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
a haras of horses
a Smuck of Jellyfish
an exaltation of larks
a leap of leopards
a tittering of Magpies
a bite of midges
a labor of moles
a mulada of mules
a parliament of Owls
a pandemonium of Parrots
a pomp of Pekingese
a jug of quail
an unkindness of ravens
a stubbornness of Rhinoceros
a hurtle of sheep
a drey of squirrels
a chattering of starlings
a trip of stoats
a sownder of swans
a drone of swine
an ambush of tigers
a posse of turkeys
a gam of whales
a descent of woodpeckers
a clew of worms
…animals who throw their weight around! 🙂
…those who ask to be given weed, whites and wine, and of course shown a sign.
…anybody who needs a break from worrying about butterflies in China causing hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico.
…Mary Kay, international powder puff dealer, out to make a profit.
…Australian comedian Yahoo Serious, whose name pops up randomly every twelve-fourteen years in a blog comment.
…Atsushi Watanabe, out to make a profit selling caskets, an unbelievably small profit according to Kerry.
…post-apocalypse film set designers who can’t make anything look worse than pre-apocalypse Syria.
AFSME, SEIU, NEU, and an embedded team of reporters from PBS
…Deputy Barney Fife, Sherrif Roscoe P. Coltrane, Police Chief Wiggums, Inspector Clouseau, Lt. Frank Drebin, and Joe “Rambo-with-a-shotgun” Biden.
…Bawney Fwank! He likes the sound of Bashar’s last name and let’s face it, Vlad Putin is HOT!
…Schrödinger’s cat… maybe…
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
…donkeys on the right flank; and elephants on the left.
…the G20 minus 11.
…the UN-dead.
…mice that roar.
@ #30: Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
John Kerry in the role of Genghis Khan.
–That’s Jenn-Jiss Khan.
It will also include Snoop Dogg-Lion, Link Hayes, Urkel, and whatever remaining members of The Choom Gang can be persuaded to brush the Cheeto dust from their shirt-fronts and make a trek longer than that to the pony-fridge to grab another two-liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.
…if the prayers of many, many men, both Christian and Muslim and even Jews are answered, the Swedish Bikini Team.
…a verbal endorsement from Charles Manson who recommended stabbing the Syrians in the face.
…the Sharks and the Jets, having been early proponents of violent acts by gay inclusive groups.
@57 – Wait… they have thatched-roof cottages in Syria?
Members of Obama’s “coalition of the willing” on Syria will include…
people who will sear, SEAR the memory into Assad’s brain.
no one
Elmer Fudd
Wiley Cayote
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