I'm thinking maybe, just possibly, the Arab world does not regard Barack Obama as the strong horse.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) August 30, 2013
Bruce Willis is checking into a flight & is asked if he requires extra legroom. Bruce says no & anxiously looks around for 3-legged people
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 30, 2013
Syria is nothing like Iraq. For one thing, In Iraq, we had England on our side.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) August 30, 2013
If only we could get some insight from the person who was the Secretary of State for the last four years. Alas, not possible.
— RB (@RBPundit) August 30, 2013
1. Seal lips together with a chip clip. 2. Point frantically at mouth until stranger removes clip. 3. Spit out dozens of chips.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) August 30, 2013
A fun thing to do during a boring play is to leap up in your seat with a Super Soaker full of paint and shout "DEUS EX MACHINAAAAAAAA!"
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) August 31, 2013
Obama is playing chess. Assad is playing laugh at the guy playing chess.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 1, 2013
"I trust that guy about as far as I can throw him." -The Incredible Hulk, about a guy he trusts a lot
— Guy Endore-Kaiser (@GuyEndoreKaiser) September 1, 2013
I hope I look as good as Morgan Freeman when I'm 75 and black
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) September 1, 2013
Name your kid Beat so if you drop him you can make a hilarious joke to ease the tension.
— noog (@noogscorner) September 1, 2013