In a quirk of the law, an Ohio judge had to rule that the man standing before him was still legally dead.
Well, it’s not all bad. At least he can still receive disability checks and vote Democrat.
In a quirk of the law, an Ohio judge had to rule that the man standing before him was still legally dead.
Well, it’s not all bad. At least he can still receive disability checks and vote Democrat.
He can also vote Republican. What difference, at this point, does it make?
They’re all dead, too.
If he shot the judge he couldn’t be held, be legally dead and all, right?
Mr. Bumble had little use for judicial reasoning. In Dickens’ Oliver Twist, he put it rather bluntly: “‘If the law supposes that’, said Mr. Bumble, ‘the law is a ass — a idiot.'”
meh – that’s happened to me a bunch of times
Dead or alive? Let’s open the box.