They can say the Tea Party are unhinged nutballs, but they can’t say they’re wrong about anything.

“We have to stop these extremist crazies who were exactly right about what a disaster Obamacare would be!”

“We’ll make you the webbiest website ever! Only $400 million.”
*whispers to colleagues*
“Run to the library and look up what a website is.”

Don’t know the names of all three people who put the Obamacare website together, but the leader was named Moe.

In defense of the fictional GOP House Leader, I think about half Americans can’t stand to look at the president anymore. He’s just awful.

Who are you gonna believe? Dick Durbin or the guy Republicans can’t stand to look at?

Obama is threatening to shut down the government if Obamacare isn’t delayed.

I always hated you, javascript, but I might owe you one this time.

I feel like I have to go back and rewatch Anchorman because I remember parts of it were funny but it overall wasn’t memorable to me.

The trailer for the sequel got a few laughs out of me. “Nope.”

Healthcare.gov got 99 problems but a glitch ain’t one.