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  1. Iran is reconsidering its “Death to America” slogan. Its new slogan…

    …ends up like “New Coke”. “Death to America” is reinstated. Whoever came up with the new slogan is taken out back and shot.

  2. …”death to America, PLEASE”

    …”no girls allowed”

    …”like a good neighbor, Iran is there”

    …”most peaceful nukes in the hemiphere”

    …”we’re not happy till you’re not happy”

    …”at least we don’t have Obamacare!”

    …”now with better medical care than America”

    …”Allah ack…[explosion]”

    …”we know how to code a web site”

    …”

  3. …”come tour our OPEN monuments”

    …”when our legislators can’t agree, we kill them and elect new ones”

    …”no Jews”

    …”exploding the misconceoptions of Islam”

    …”thanks, Jimmy Carter!”

  4. Iran is reconsidering its “Death to America” slogan. Its new slogan…

    …”Long Live Barack Hussein Obama!”

    …”Long Live Barack Hussein Obama and ObamaCare!”

    …”Death to America — Except for its Muslims!”

    …”Death to All — Except Us!”

  5. Iran is reconsidering its “Death to America” slogan. Its new slogan…

    Aren’t You Hungry for Mitt Romney now?

    Between love and madness lies Iran.

    Have You Met Allah Today?

    I’d walk a mile for a Camel.

    It takes a tough Iman to make a tender bomb.

    We’re Just gonna Do It.

    Nothing outlasts Iran. It keeps going and going and going.

    Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

    There’s always room for Gelignite.

    What would you do to end our Nuclear Program?

    When it absolutely, positively, has to be Sharia compliant!

    With a name like Crazy Mullahs… it has to be good.

    Sharia – There is no substitute.

    Live in your world. DIE! in ours

    Our vision. Your future.

    When you care enough to bomb the very best.

  6. Iran Is Reconsidering Its “Death to America” Slogan. Its New Slogan…”

    “One, two, three, four! You don’t want this effing war!”

    “Make falafel, not war”

    “Hell no, you won’t come.”

    “Hey, hey, BHO, how many Parks did you close for show?”

    “Eighteen today, twenty-six tomorrow”

  7. …”We no longer need to chant ‘Death To America’ thanks to Obama.”

    …”How bad can we be? A Flock Of Seagulls wrote a song about us.”

    …”Those aren’t mullahs, Iran has the most ZZ Top tribute bands per capita in the world.”

    …”Our future’s so bright, we gotta wear shades.”

  8. Iran is reconsidering its “Death to America” slogan. Its new slogan…

    …”Iran, You Run, We All Have Fun!”

    …”Silence Please… — Or We Kill You!”

    …”Our centrifuges go ’round and ’round!”

    …”Rouhani, Rouhani, We Eat No Salami!”

    …”Mahmoud, Mahmoud, Build Us a Nuke!”

    …”Death to America, the Great Satan – Happy Halloween!”

    …”Die, America, Die!”

  9. …Death To North Mexico.

    …We do miss their parks and monuments since the shutdown so maybe they are OK.

    …We were kidding about the Great Satan stuff but then Miley Cyrus stuck that tongue out.

    …We CAN work it out. Apparently the Republicans are just like us, terrorizing the filthy hippies.

    …Threats to kill Americans are futile and Benghazi is the proof they are expendable, so at this point what does it matter?

    …Make the whole @%$^ country a gun free zone and let Allah sort them out.

  10. …”new look, same crazy!”

    …”if you like your current terrorist, under Obama’s leadership you can keep him”

    …”friendliest sheep this side of the Euphrates”

    …”focused like a laser”

    …”let us be clear: Death to America”

  11. Iran Is Reconsidering Its “Death to America” Slogan. Its New Slogan…”
    Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters… sell them to me. Sell me your children!

  12. Iran is reconsidering its “Death to America” slogan. Its new slogan: …

    … “Come for the falafel, stay for the sharia”.
    … “Death to – eh, they’ll f*ck it up themselves”.
    … “Mohammed, Mecca, Hajj, Islam – we’re the guys that eat no ham”.
    … “Land of a Thousand Centrifuges”.
    … “A nuke in every silo and a camel in every garage”.
    … “If you like your current warhead, you can keep it”.
    … “Why, yes, our women really were something before electricity”.
    … “Future home of Edward Snowden”.

  13. Iran is reconsidering its “Death to America” slogan. Its new slogan: …

    … “I got your redline right here, Barry”.
    … “Ermahgad, Ermahgeddon!”
    … “Lions, Tigers and Burkahs – oh, my!”
    … “5, 6, 7, 8 – Khomeini! Rouhani! Holocaust Incorporated”.

  14. Iran Is Reconsidering Its “Death to America” Slogan. Its New Slogan…”

    …”Iran, You Run, We All Run Uranium Enrichment for Peaceful Purposes!”

    …”Iran – Uranium Enrichment for Peace!”

    …”Killing You Softly With Our Words…”

    …”Iran, Islam, Slamming Infidels for Nine Centuries!”

  15. …Irish? We thought Mickey Mouse was a Jew. Peace out.

    …Hmmmm, now that we read the whole book maybe we were a little harsh with the infidel. Nahhhh.

    …President Cruz you say? Duff!!! Duff Beer to America!!!

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