Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
Anti-Obama bumper stickers.
…voting record
… the onboard “Halal 9000” computer.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
Those who love Anonymiss’ cookies and those that should know better.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
whimsy.
Programming provided by Obamacare death panels.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
a long list of variables that can be summarized as known furriner.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the woman’s right to choose.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the moral decision making capability of Bill Clinton.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
rock, paper scissors.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
computer logic, or a Star Trek episode. Pretty much any one.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the decisions of a few low level employees in Cincinnati.
…comments left at IMAO
…coding by the same expert software designers that did the ObungleCare web site.
@#3 – That’ll be hard to beat if Anonymiss is an SF fan.
…butt cracks facing west at ‘prayer’ time.
@13 – Crap…. and I thought that was just a low flying plane.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
where they are on the group W bench.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
new “Skynet” protocols.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
game theory, would you like to play a game?
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the same thinking patterns of the idiots that make the decisions now.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the love of Jesus.
…miscalculations.
emotions.
…”Don’t ask, don’t kill.”
…Santa’s “naughy or nice” list
…ED209 from Robocop….oh, who are we kidding…it’ll be more like Robocop’s “improved” programming from Robocop 2…they’ll never even get off the ground.
…eeny meeny miney murder.
…information gleaned from the Obamacare websites.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
http://youtu.be/Upt7ZTvcriY
…Johnny 5
…your non profit application answers
…roosting chickens
…command prompts from Windows Vista
…mathematical probability equations programmed by Obama’s accountants.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
a novelization of a concept from the mind of a total idiot.
…algorithms derived from quarter flipping.
…cookie breath
…hopefully NOT by the whites of the target’s eyes.
….mistaken identity.
…a roll of 00 on two icosahedral die
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
http://youtu.be/f4O5nQVkP0Y?t=5m41s
@walruskkkch #18 – ♬ you can get anything you want, at Anonymiss’ cookie bakin’ restaurant… ♬
….I ….am ….Nomad
…skin color.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
whether they get Amnesty and free healthcare.
…information gleaned from your ACA RFID chip. These will totally replace the current Death Panels..Saving millions.
…union membership
…the Emperor’s ‘thumbs up’–‘thumbs down’ gesture.
… the smug assurance that no top-secret program has ever been hacked.
… Azimov’s fourth law of robotics: “Meh. Kill ’em all and let DOD sort ’em out.”
… whether or not the target ever bullied a nerd who would grow up to program drones.
…terrorist clothing that smells of sheep… functionality had to be curtailed in Arkansas due to too many false positives.
… the sixth amendment right to a faster-than-sound-speedy trial.
… a calculation on whether it has enough fuel left to carry that darned heavy Tomahawk missile all the way back home.
@39
And I went up there, I said, “Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL.” And I started jumpin up and down yelling, “KILL, KILL,” and
He started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
Yelling, “KILL, KILL.” And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
Sent me down the hall, said, “You’re our boy.”
…a one question quiz. “Do you like walnuts?”
That should effectively divide good from evil.
By the way, You’ve Been Judged. Harvey’ll post it anytime now… 🙂
@52, agreed, I like all sort of other nuts, hazelnut, peanut, cashews, almonds, pistachios, macadamia, and IMAO commenters…. but I don’t like walnuts.
@54 We are of like mind, sir 🙂
I absolutely LOVE walnuts!
You should taste my fudge with walnuts.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
…whatever the queen bee has pre-programmed.
…gender, height, weight, age, race, skin color, religion, political party affiliation, sexual orientation — and shoe size.
@56 That, sir, explains a LOT. 😛
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
whether the SOB needed killin’.
@58: Like vhat?
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
whether they smiled when they said that.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the target broke the unwritten law or not.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
how much the loved walnuts.
Walrus is trying to stay on topic I’m stuck on walnuts with Miss Anony. Come on, honey, let’s have an ad hoc post on the pro’s and con’s of WALNUTS! You could title it: “One Nut To Another.”
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the correct answer to “How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?”
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
on your answer in the Final Jeopardy round.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
V’Ger, a sentient being that evolved from Voyager 6, that vanished into a black hole and was given life by a race of living machines.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
current position on the military appropriations budget.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
Persis Khambatta
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the target’s BMI. Thanks, Michelle!
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the presence of a drink greater than 16 oz. in the target’s pudgy little hands.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
whether or not the target is attempting to view a national monument, public park or federal courthouse.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
whether the target meets diversity criteria. (Duck, cracker!)
…plans found in a little R2 unit.
…perturbations in the Force.
…the number of “likes” on Facebook.
…a internally mounted, gyro stabilized, Magic 8-Ball.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
whether the target is wearing white after labor day.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the length of the target’s rolling pin. *wink*wink*
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the sound of one hand clapping.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
if they have any overdue library books.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
the number 42.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
a panel of drones that will evaluate the current condition of the target and the probable return/cost ratio of their continued existence.
…which side of the barrycade the target is standing on.
…whether they are wearing a red shirt. We all know the red shirts end up dead.
…actuary tables.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
…whoever hacks into the drones.
…the list the government collects from the doctors who ask, “Do you own a firearm?”.
…Order 66 (Hat tip to Star Wars III Revenge of The Sith)
…the direction Joe Biden shoots off his shutgun
Whether or not you can answer the following 3 questions correctly…
1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
@90 European or African?
…whether they know the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow.
Took too long reading the %$*@ comments, #90 beat me to it!
::shakes fist @ c64wood::
…the philosophy of “Kill them all, let G*d sort them out.”
@c64wood #90.3. – African or European?
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
THis video http://youtu.be/SkYl_AH-qyk
… buh-binary code.
… Honey Boo-Boolean logic.
(i.e., IF Honey Boo-Boo THEN strike)
… a Flo chart from Progressive.
@26 – Is that the traditional Santa Claus’s list, or the one used by the Futurama’s robot Santa Clause in the year 3000?
. . . ingredients needed to make a batch of killer cookies.
… what the definition of “is” was (two nanoseconds ago).
…the Red/Blue maps from the previous election.
…the song/Obama speech ratio of downloads on your iPod.
…the reservations list of any golf course Obama makes last minute plans to play.
…the progress in digital Motrin technology.
…People who look like people that tick Alec Baldwin off facial recognition technology.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
slow play.
… a rigid set of protocols that would only allow each million-dollar drone to fall for the old “monkey in an enemy uniform” trick one time.
… fail-safes so absolutely perfect that there ought to be a movie about them.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
that time of the month.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
if they get off our goshdurn lawn or not.
… orders from their commander HAL 5000.
The length of the beard of the terrorist they’re tracking.
the size of Michelle Obama’s butt.
… penetration into a National Park.
… the fact that they’ve CLEARLY never watched “The Terminator”.
@110 – “That’s no moon.”
if the “target” weighs the same as a duck… .. .
…words like “liberty” or “constitution” appearing in your application for tax exempt status.
The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a Redneck…” ex.
You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”
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