Straight Line of the Day: The Military Is Developing Drones That Will Make Their Own “Kill” Decisions, Based on…

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The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…

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  1. …Santa’s “naughy or nice” list

    …ED209 from Robocop….oh, who are we kidding…it’ll be more like Robocop’s “improved” programming from Robocop 2…they’ll never even get off the ground.

  2. @39

    And I went up there, I said, “Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
    Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
    Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
    KILL, KILL.” And I started jumpin up and down yelling, “KILL, KILL,” and
    He started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
    Yelling, “KILL, KILL.” And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
    Sent me down the hall, said, “You’re our boy.”

  3. The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…

    …whatever the queen bee has pre-programmed.

    …gender, height, weight, age, race, skin color, religion, political party affiliation, sexual orientation — and shoe size.

  4. Walrus is trying to stay on topic I’m stuck on walnuts with Miss Anony. Come on, honey, let’s have an ad hoc post on the pro’s and con’s of WALNUTS! You could title it: “One Nut To Another.”

  5. The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…
    V’Ger, a sentient being that evolved from Voyager 6, that vanished into a black hole and was given life by a race of living machines.

  6. The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…

    whether or not the target is attempting to view a national monument, public park or federal courthouse.

  7. The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…

    a panel of drones that will evaluate the current condition of the target and the probable return/cost ratio of their continued existence.

  8. The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…

    …whoever hacks into the drones.

    …the list the government collects from the doctors who ask, “Do you own a firearm?”.

    …Order 66 (Hat tip to Star Wars III Revenge of The Sith)

  9. …the Red/Blue maps from the previous election.

    …the song/Obama speech ratio of downloads on your iPod.

    …the reservations list of any golf course Obama makes last minute plans to play.

    …the progress in digital Motrin technology.

    …People who look like people that tick Alec Baldwin off facial recognition technology.

  10. … a rigid set of protocols that would only allow each million-dollar drone to fall for the old “monkey in an enemy uniform” trick one time.

    … fail-safes so absolutely perfect that there ought to be a movie about them.

  11. The military is developing drones that will make their own “kill” decisions, based on…

    Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a Redneck…” ex.

    You think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk.
    You ever cut your grass and found a car.
    You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t.
    You think the stock market has a fence around it.
    Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
    Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
    You own a homemade fur coat.
    Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
    You burn your yard rather than mow it.
    Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.”

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