So Obama’s approval is all the way down at 37%. So here’s some suggestions to help him improve his popularity.
SUGGESTIONS FOR OBAMA TO IMPROVE HIS APPROVAL RATING
* Resign.
* …
And I’m out of ideas. But he’d probably screw up resigning — like he might accidentally super glue himself to the desk in the Oval Office and then we’ll never get him out of the White House.
Stand on his head
resign and take biden with him
Blame Bush
He could take a long walk off a short pier.
See if he can fly off the Empire State Building
Go bungee jumping from a 100ft bridge with a 200ft cord.
Frank, I just don’t think I can improve on your list.
He should appoint somebody to do the actual WORK of being president, while he just takes the bows, receives the accolades, and basks in the worship of his demented followers.
In other words, he should do just what he did when he was head of the Law Review, and ever since.
…committing Hari-Kiri?
… take moochelle with him
@Larry E He did. Her name is Valerie Jarrett.
I think Larry meant someone competent. It doesn’t do any good for Obama to assign someone just as terrible as him to be in charge.
There’s nothing wrong with Obama’s approval ratings that a few million more cell phones and EBT cards won’t cure. Oh, and in the future, confine the polls to riff raff and Jaywalkers.
He could admit Obamacare was a failure and scrap it, balance the budget by reducing spending and then keep going so taxes can be reduced too, enforce immigration law, abide by the constitution and his oath of office, …. … Y’know I think there was something funny in these brownies I just ate … ‘Scuse me …
“… like he might accidentally super glue himself to the desk in the Oval Office ”
I’m not seeing a downside.
We might have to take the doors off the hinges to get the desk out of the office…. I’m sure the White House staff have a handyman on call.
And!
We can take the President glued to his desk straight to the Smithsonian and install him in the Hall of Presidents and not even have to worry about the wax works. Bring his teleprompter so he can speak and most people will think he is an animitronic model.
Seppuku on national television.
spin plates on sticks during a press conference
…tell the press to fudge the numbers.
…conduct a purge of senior Democrat leadership.
@13 hee hee hee 🙂
Too many of these leave Joe Biden as president. He needs to resign Biden, Reid, Pelosi, Boehner, etc. then resign . . . I’m not sure how far down the list we’d need to go before we found a competent. Of course, since we’re making up rules as we go, we could go with the empty chair.
#19 You could have fill that empty chair.
**** There is anybody left in either the house or the senate that I want to see so they could all have an extended vacay
**** Don’t like alphabet soup much either, so any agency that has 3 letter’s or less in it name, is history
****Then we work on the four letter names
****Finally when asked about what I was doing, I would say just doin what opama told me to do while he was gone.
That ought to do a real number on his ratings
Has he tried blaming Bush yet? How about shrieking ‘racist’ until someone gets him a present?
* Pleading “guilty” to any and all charges.