Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Shows the Government Faked Unemployment Data Just Before the 2012 Elections. Also Being Faked…

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A new report shows the government faked unemployment data just before the 2012 elections. Also being faked…

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  1. Also being faked…
    … journalism skills by the MSM
    … cognition by nearly every Liberal and/or Democrat
    … rhetoric abilities by Jay Carney
    … leadership abilities by BHM (and everyone he has ever appointed to his administration)
    … Larry King (who is he trying to kid – he’s been dead for years)
    … 2012 nationwide voter turnout
    … compassion by anyone in DC

  2. … HealthCare.gov. It’s all CGI.

    [reference:]

    Implementing ObamaCare: Price Tag Higher Than Earlier Estimates

    10/24/2013 Washington Post | Juliet Epstein

    But under questioning Thursday, Campbell said her company, CGI’s, total contract was “about $290 million,” $112 million of which has already been paid.

  3. . . . “concern” that a few low-level employees acting without authorization could, through one isolated and anomalous incident, besmirch the reputation of an otherwise upright, rule-abiding, wholly non-partisan and impartial Census Bureau. “I am shocked — shocked!— to find that fakery is going on here!”

  4. A new report shows the government faked unemployment data just before the 2012 elections. Also being faked…

    …global warming, er, um, climate change

    …Kramer’s orgasms. “If it’s enough already and I just want to get some sleep.”

    …Pelosi’s compassion

  5. … Obama’s golf scores for the next, oh, I dunno, forever.
    … Biden’s IQ
    … the success of the Common Core.
    … birth certificates, transcripts, and resumes for the next 14 Democrat Presidential contenders
    … attendance numbers for the next Biden speech
    … interest in Sandra Fluke as a (gulp!) romantic interest
    … interest in Chelsea Clinton as a reporter
    … interest in Keith Oberman as a TV personality (nah, even I can’t stretch my imagination THAT far…)
    … ratings for The View

  6. An easier to answer question would be “What has this administration not managed to fake, screw up or ruin”

    The answer of course would be Anonymiss cookies. Of course the government took a good shot at it with it’s you didn’t do that and his upping the energy costs so much that everybody esp new businesses had to struggle . Now he’s upping her insurance cost or just canceling it completely. So what’s next?

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