The non-profit Nonhuman Rights Project asked a New York state court to declare a 26-year-old chimp named Tommy “a cognitively complex autonomous legal person with the fundamental legal right not to be imprisoned.”
I’d say yes… if Tommy wrote that sentence.
A homeless Seattle man is charging $2,000 to teach people a “private course in Applied Homelessness”.
Imagine paying to NOT have a home. Wonder if he got the idea from the Obamacare mandate?
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
BONUS LINK:
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
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An Ohio family returned home to find a complete stranger had moved into their house, changed the locks, and claimed to be the new owner.
Too bad we can’t do that at the White House.
As you know, my favorite hobby is sitting on my porch with a shotgun chasing teenagers off my lawn.
But, living in Wisconsin, sometimes it snows (who knew, right?)
Well, problem solved:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #111,777)
UPDATE:
Raxter [High Praise!] sends a pic of the deluxe Get-Off-My-Lawn model:
A new report shows that the State Department spent $400,000 on liquor last year.
So… the new consulate defense plan is Molotov cocktails?
When I hear liberals say something particularly lacking in reason, logic, or sanity, I often pause, then ask “what color is the sky on your planet?”.
4of7 of Little Worlds [High Praise!], has, I think, finally answered that question with one of his recently-posted masterworks:
Lots more artwork to see if you click the link.
Also, a couple more episodes of his webcomic.
[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]
Al Gore Goes Vegan, Halts Global Climate Change
BONUS LINK:
Every once in a while, you need a reminder of why you don’t watch 24/7 cable news networks.
It’s an uncensored Onion video, so it’s not PG-13 enough to actually post here (described by the submitter (name withheld to protect the innocent) as “needs to be bleeped, but hilarious):
This Is What Happens When You Watch Mainstream Media TV News
And yeah, when I watch cable news, this is pretty much the narrative that’s going through my head.
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"Bing Crosby" is a name we all accept as perfectly normal
— FRANKenCENSE Lowery (@kenlowery) December 11, 2013
Isn't it weird how we PARK in a DRIVEway, but I'll probably DIE in my LIVING room?
— M.A.H. Humbug (@markhoppus) December 11, 2013
Activists doth protest too much, methinks
— Billy Ho Ho Hosewood (@hawwhit) December 11, 2013
This Clif bar gives me the strength and endurance I need to finish this box of Oreos
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) December 11, 2013
[renegade mom starts dryer with full lint trap, puts on shades and walks away slowly from a potential explosion]
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) December 12, 2013
Cheats on taxes. Wins taxes back. Starts family with taxes. Taxes never truly trust again.
— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) December 12, 2013
Former DNC Chair Howard Dean said “I don’t think a particular employer has a right to decide what kind of health care their employees are going to get”.
Obamacare neatly solves this problem by eliminating more employers.